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Caption Contest 04-06-2019

Bronze:

Alien vs Perrier - Scrunt

Silver:

"If you want to see my mini-mouth just ask for Christ's sake!" - Ian

Gold:

You have me hooked on that shit, I hate what I’ve become. - Iverneil

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Comment by JJJ23 on April 19, 2019 at 5:58pm

Umm...can we get it to look more Ripley?

Comment by AKAAB on April 16, 2019 at 12:48pm

Chris Hansen's wet dream.

Comment by A. Lien on April 13, 2019 at 7:08am

Uncle Xrglk? 

Comment by blkbwayne on April 9, 2019 at 5:18pm

Funny, they all look like Predators to me..?

Comment by Scrunt on April 8, 2019 at 5:23pm

“No, actually they hate Reese’s Pieces. Steven Spielberg doesn’t know shit about extra-terrestrials!”

Comment by Scrunt on April 8, 2019 at 5:23pm

Why do I get the feeling the president is focusing too many national resources on the wrong type of aliens?

Comment by Scrunt on April 8, 2019 at 5:23pm

Alien vs Perrier

Comment by Scrunt on April 8, 2019 at 5:23pm

“Stupid kids! Don’t you know you’re not supposed to get them wet or feed them after midnight?”

Comment by Scrunt on April 8, 2019 at 5:23pm

Ridley Scott’s version of Weird Science  was a little different.

Comment by Mervin97 on April 8, 2019 at 9:35am

"I guess your not driving home tonight."

Comment by Mervin97 on April 8, 2019 at 9:30am

"You got her on the ropes, just keep bobbing and weaving, now spit." 

Comment by Mervin97 on April 8, 2019 at 9:27am

"I can't believe this is the only can opener we could find." 

Comment by Mario!!! on April 8, 2019 at 8:35am

You'd start eating people too if you just flew thousands of light years across the galaxy and all they offered you was Cheetos and apple juice.

Comment by Mario!!! on April 8, 2019 at 8:20am

You laugh, but they won first prize at the high school science fair for their homemade Giger Counter.

Comment by Ian on April 8, 2019 at 3:18am

It just dawned on them that they could use its blood to break into bank vaults.

Comment by Ian on April 8, 2019 at 3:17am

Channel 3   8pm  CARTER BURKE JR.  CSIA (Crime Scenes Involving Aliens) Episode 101: Carter Burke's son attempts to tame an Alien and fails, triggering a global mass extinction that ends the human race once and for all.

Comment by Ian on April 8, 2019 at 3:13am

"Hey pal, you gonna hit that or what?" 

Comment by Ian on April 8, 2019 at 3:11am

"They say it has acid for blood so I figured LSD would be like candy for them."

Comment by Ian on April 8, 2019 at 3:06am

A L I E N:   Concessions

Comment by Ian on April 8, 2019 at 3:05am

"Hurry before it tries to cut the power again!"

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