Alien vs Perrier - Scrunt
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Umm...can we get it to look more Ripley?
Chris Hansen's wet dream.
Funny, they all look like Predators to me..?
“No, actually they hate Reese’s Pieces. Steven Spielberg doesn’t know shit about extra-terrestrials!”
Why do I get the feeling the president is focusing too many national resources on the wrong type of aliens?
Alien vs Perrier
“Stupid kids! Don’t you know you’re not supposed to get them wet or feed them after midnight?”
Ridley Scott’s version of Weird Science was a little different.
"I guess your not driving home tonight."
"You got her on the ropes, just keep bobbing and weaving, now spit."
"I can't believe this is the only can opener we could find."
You'd start eating people too if you just flew thousands of light years across the galaxy and all they offered you was Cheetos and apple juice.
You laugh, but they won first prize at the high school science fair for their homemade Giger Counter.
It just dawned on them that they could use its blood to break into bank vaults.
Channel 3 8pm CARTER BURKE JR. CSIA (Crime Scenes Involving Aliens) Episode 101: Carter Burke's son attempts to tame an Alien and fails, triggering a global mass extinction that ends the human race once and for all.
"Hey pal, you gonna hit that or what?"
"They say it has acid for blood so I figured LSD would be like candy for them."
A L I E N: Concessions
"Hurry before it tries to cut the power again!"
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