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Caption Contest 04-05-2018

Honorable Mentions:

Boozehound - VomitFlop

Whose drink do I have to get to hump a leg around here? - MacSpruce

“Any chance you can serve my martini out of a toilet?” - Scrunt

Bronze:

"Are you sure you're alright to drive a herd?" - Ian

Silver:

"I'm 3, that's 21 dip shit." - Mervin97

Gold:

Where's all the bitches at tonight? - 38chrysler

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Comment by mellowpuma on April 5, 2018 at 10:30pm

would there happen to be around 30 sheep behind there?  shit.

Comment by mellowpuma on April 5, 2018 at 10:29pm

playing hard to fetch.

Comment by MacSpruce on April 5, 2018 at 10:21pm

Whose drink do I have to get to hump a leg around here?

Comment by MacSpruce on April 5, 2018 at 10:11pm

Fetch your own goddam drink!

Comment by Ian on April 5, 2018 at 10:08pm

"Are you sure you're alright to drive a herd?"

Comment by Ian on April 5, 2018 at 10:07pm

"My last owner suffered a nervous breakdown."

Comment by Ian on April 5, 2018 at 10:04pm

"Do you know where I can score some Milk Bones?"

Comment by VomitFlop on April 5, 2018 at 10:04pm

"Sir, I said please take a stool. Not make one."

Comment by VomitFlop on April 5, 2018 at 10:03pm

"One more & then it's off to the wife & puppies. Shit. Better make it a double."

Comment by VomitFlop on April 5, 2018 at 10:01pm

"Charles Bukowski was a fucking hack! You heard me!"

Comment by VomitFlop on April 5, 2018 at 9:58pm

Suds MacKenzie

Comment by VomitFlop on April 5, 2018 at 9:53pm

"Liquor? I barely knew her!"

Comment by VomitFlop on April 5, 2018 at 9:52pm

"Actually, I'm the designated driver."

Comment by VomitFlop on April 5, 2018 at 9:51pm

Boozehound

Comment by Ian on April 5, 2018 at 9:45pm

"Hair of the dog?"

Comment by MacSpruce on April 5, 2018 at 9:28pm

Hurry up with that drink, will ya? I've got territory to mark. 

Comment by MacSpruce on April 5, 2018 at 9:17pm

Ruff day?

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