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Caption Contest 04-05-2018

Honorable Mentions:

Boozehound - VomitFlop

Whose drink do I have to get to hump a leg around here? - MacSpruce

“Any chance you can serve my martini out of a toilet?” - Scrunt

Bronze:

"Are you sure you're alright to drive a herd?" - Ian

Silver:

"I'm 3, that's 21 dip shit." - Mervin97

Gold:

Where's all the bitches at tonight? - 38chrysler

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Comment by Mervin97 on April 6, 2018 at 9:41am

"No I'll stand, I left my stool by the curb."

Comment by Mervin97 on April 6, 2018 at 9:38am

An ex priest, sheepdog, and a one legged guy walk into a bar..... and go.

Comment by Mervin97 on April 6, 2018 at 9:35am

Disney's new hit The Shaggy Barfly.

Comment by Mervin97 on April 6, 2018 at 9:33am

"I'm 3, that's 21 dip shit."

Comment by Mario!!! on April 6, 2018 at 8:33am

"Timmy's trapped in a well again? Fuck 'im! I'm trapped in a dead end job with a brain dead wife and two deadbeat kids and there ain't no one who gives a shit enough about me to try and save my sorry ass! Hey, barkeep, give me another and keep 'em coming."

Comment by Mario!!! on April 6, 2018 at 8:21am

"He's my Seeing Eye dog for when I get blind drunk."

Comment by 38chrysler on April 6, 2018 at 7:51am

Hey Bartender!... which way to your fire hydrant???

Comment by 38chrysler on April 6, 2018 at 7:48am

I've gotta cut back on my drinking... the hookers here are actually starting to look pretty.

Comment by 38chrysler on April 6, 2018 at 7:43am

The Beer here is good but some of the waitresses are real dogs...

Comment by Whiz Kid on April 6, 2018 at 6:40am

That piece of shit musta been the one whose stole my hair!

Comment by Whiz Kid on April 6, 2018 at 6:31am

why does the dog stunt double always have the best stories

Comment by Whiz Kid on April 6, 2018 at 6:25am

That dog must be the best chiropractor in the world.....

Comment by Whiz Kid on April 6, 2018 at 6:22am

If you let your dog on the coach once he will want all the trappings of life

Comment by Whiz Kid on April 6, 2018 at 6:18am

I'll have to mullet over

Comment by Whiz Kid on April 6, 2018 at 6:17am

I hope the skin matches the shirt

Comment by Whiz Kid on April 6, 2018 at 6:16am

I got sandpaper paws from not masterbating for a million dog years

Comment by Whiz Kid on April 6, 2018 at 6:10am

Anakin finally meets an ewok who can dance

Comment by mellowpuma on April 5, 2018 at 10:40pm

so, this kid man, no respect for his own property.  it's like he's trying to loose this ball.   

Comment by mellowpuma on April 5, 2018 at 10:33pm

barkeep, give me something so strong i forget what peanut butter tastes like.

Comment by mellowpuma on April 5, 2018 at 10:31pm

yes, asshole, i am a good boy.

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