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Double Barkadi thanks
I think Airbud's gonna score a lot of points tonight. Yeah, I pull for Airbud, that doesn't make me a racist. I think you're a racist cause you don't like him!
I don't find coyotes ugly at all.
You think you've had a bad day? I'm currently stuck in a Shaggy Dog type body swapping situation.
Wow, some guys will hit on ANY blonde girl.
All bark, no Bud Light!
Cheers...
"Where everybody knows your dog's name!"
Where's all the bitches at tonight?
INo Thanks, I'm the Designated Driver... I'll just drink outta the toilet tonight.
“What have you got that’ll get the taste of poop out of my mouth?”
“Hey, can anyone else see Fido here or is this like that pink elephant I saw last week?”
“And the vet tells me I’ve got worms and I have to-- Pink Squirrel!“
“Any chance you can serve my martini out of a toilet?”
“If he’s bugging you, just say the B-A-T-H word and he’ll run out of here as fast as lightning.”
Hey, I'm drunk, now. Who wants to "wag the dog?"
You come here often?
...I finally met a smart blonde at the Bar today...
"I have no money, what can I get for rolling over."
"Hey I've had 10 beers someone needs to walk me."
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