Caption Contest 04-05-2018
Honorable Mentions:
Boozehound - VomitFlop
Whose drink do I have to get to hump a leg around here? - MacSpruce
“Any chance you can serve my martini out of a toilet?” - Scrunt
Bronze:
"Are you sure you're alright to drive a herd?" - Ian
Silver:
"I'm 3, that's 21 dip shit." - Mervin97
Gold:
Where's all the bitches at tonight? - 38chrysler
Comment
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Comment by Global Pope on April 9, 2018 at 9:15pm -
Double Barkadi thanks
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Comment by JJJ23 on April 9, 2018 at 1:12pm -
I think Airbud's gonna score a lot of points tonight. Yeah, I pull for Airbud, that doesn't make me a racist. I think you're a racist cause you don't like him!
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Comment by JJJ23 on April 9, 2018 at 12:28pm
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I don't find coyotes ugly at all.
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Comment by JJJ23 on April 9, 2018 at 12:28pm
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You think you've had a bad day? I'm currently stuck in a Shaggy Dog type body swapping situation.
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Comment by Rotwang on April 8, 2018 at 6:29pm -
Wow, some guys will hit on ANY blonde girl.
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Comment by Gerhardguffaw on April 7, 2018 at 3:35am -
All bark, no Bud Light!
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Comment by Gerhardguffaw on April 7, 2018 at 3:35am
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Cheers...
"Where everybody knows your dog's name!"
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Comment by Gerhardguffaw on April 7, 2018 at 3:30am
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Turner & Hooch
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Comment by 38chrysler on April 6, 2018 at 7:40pm
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Where's all the bitches at tonight?
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INo Thanks, I'm the Designated Driver... I'll just drink outta the toilet tonight.
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Comment by Scrunt on April 6, 2018 at 5:04pm -
“What have you got that’ll get the taste of poop out of my mouth?”
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Comment by Scrunt on April 6, 2018 at 5:03pm
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“Hey, can anyone else see Fido here or is this like that pink elephant I saw last week?”
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Comment by Scrunt on April 6, 2018 at 5:03pm
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“And the vet tells me I’ve got worms and I have to-- Pink Squirrel!“
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Comment by Scrunt on April 6, 2018 at 5:02pm
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“Any chance you can serve my martini out of a toilet?”
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Comment by Scrunt on April 6, 2018 at 5:02pm
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“If he’s bugging you, just say the B-A-T-H word and he’ll run out of here as fast as lightning.”
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Comment by KariGrant on April 6, 2018 at 12:56pm -
Hey, I'm drunk, now. Who wants to "wag the dog?"
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Comment by Rodney Dean on April 6, 2018 at 12:20pm -
You come here often?
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...I finally met a smart blonde at the Bar today...
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Comment by Mervin97 on April 6, 2018 at 9:45am -
"I have no money, what can I get for rolling over."
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Comment by Mervin97 on April 6, 2018 at 9:43am
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"Hey I've had 10 beers someone needs to walk me."
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