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Queen for a Day
"Sir, you might as well not lie to us. It's pretty obvious that you're buzzed."
"Come on, man! I just got this fucking thing turtle waxed. I don't need any of yours!"
Grocery shopping is always a major ordeal for the Candyman.
It was then that Henry's sting operation of recently stolen vehicles had blew up in his face.
"Oh, damn! Who let you lot out of your jars?!"
♫ Baby, you can hive my car. ♫
"Need honey? He has a bumper crop."
Who among us hasn't been stung by a used car dealer?
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