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He was looking for cocaine, but it was a sting.
So THAT's where I left the box of Honeycomb.
"I wanted a Dodge Super Bee not super bee's."
Is there a vaccine for murder hornets?
"Maybe there is such a thing as too organic."
Insects aside, it was a lovely Spring afternoon.
He was later arrested for driving while buzzed.
For Sale: 1984 BeeMW, $800 OBO
The Queen’s Transit
“Why is it that every Spring I come down with a nasty case of hives?”
“That’s the last time I buy a Buick Apiary!”
“Why don’t you all just mind your own beeswax and leave me alone?”
"Fuckin' back seat drivers!!!"
"I'm singin', ouch, ouch, in the rain, ouch, dammit, just, oh that hurt, singin', fuck, oh my, in the rain, mother fuck, what a glorious, what the hell, feeling, just shoot me, and I'm, mommy, happy again, son of a bitch..."
This is what happens when you don't wear your yellow jacket!
Welcome to the annual "Sting" Family Reunion!
"To bee or not to bee, that is the question."
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