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Caption Contest 04-02-2017


Honorable Mentions:

in a relative sense, the crowd was smartly dressed. - mellowpuma

Ironically, they're all a bunch of idiots. - Scrunt

Smart Phonies - VomitFlop

To screw in a lightbulb?? - Rotwang

#BlackLivesAntiMatter - AKAAB


Special Blinded With Science Awards:

Schrodinger's Cat maimed three participants it mistook for birds. - RoadKillHairPiece

This is a total Bohr. Let's split, Adam. - MacSpruce

Even Planck was like... can we just spread out a bit here, come on. - Rotwang


Special Out of Left Unified Field Award:

I need to clean under my couch. - JJJ23


Bronze:

One guy thought this was a Neil deGrasse Tyson event. - RoadKillHairPiece

Silver:

Einstein, Zweistein, Dreistein, Vierstein, Fünfstein, Sechsstein, Siebenstein, Achtstein, Neunstein, Zehnstein, Elfstein, Zwölfstein… - MacSpruce

Gold:

"Damn it, Albert!  How many times do I have to tell you to stop cloning around?" - Mario!!!

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Comment by Mervin97 on April 3, 2017 at 5:56am

It's universal 

Comment by Mervin97 on April 3, 2017 at 5:54am

"No one told me this was a costume party."

Comment by Mervin97 on April 3, 2017 at 5:53am

Far left, I found Waldo.

Comment by KariGrant on April 3, 2017 at 12:17am

They're all wiggin' out, man.

Comment by KariGrant on April 3, 2017 at 12:14am

This is what happens when cousins breed.

Comment by Ian on April 2, 2017 at 11:37pm

"Stop!  Whatever you're about to do don't do it.  I'm from the further-further-further-further-further-further future, and whatever you're about to do, it's going to disrupt the space time continuum, displacing a young Miles Davis from St. Louis to Wall Street, which alters his passion for trumpet into a passion for high finance, and the world loses 40% of its overall luster as a result!"

Comment by Rotwang on April 2, 2017 at 8:04pm

Even Planck was like... can we just spread out a bit here, come on.

Comment by MacSpruce on April 2, 2017 at 7:37pm

This is a total Bohr. Let's split, Adam.

Comment by RoadKillHairPiece on April 2, 2017 at 6:58pm
Applying for jobs as quantum mechanics at Jiffy Lube.
Comment by Bill Staples on April 2, 2017 at 10:20am
Take that Carl Sagan!!!
Comment by Gerhardguffaw on April 2, 2017 at 10:00am

Gettin' wiggy with it!

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on April 2, 2017 at 9:56am

e=mcWTF!!!

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on April 2, 2017 at 9:55am

Not so fat Alberts.

Comment by RoadKillHairPiece on April 2, 2017 at 8:55am
Waiting for the Spice-Thyme cooking class to begin.
Comment by MacSpruce on April 2, 2017 at 8:55am

Bad Herr day

Comment by RoadKillHairPiece on April 2, 2017 at 8:48am
Time seems to slow down when this group gets together.
Comment by MacSpruce on April 2, 2017 at 8:46am

Einstein, Zweistein, Dreistein, Vierstein, Fünfstein, Sechsstein, Siebenstein, Achtstein, Neunstein, Zehnstein, Elfstein, Zwölfstein…

Comment by RoadKillHairPiece on April 2, 2017 at 8:42am
Customers waiting on Black Friday for the Los Alamos Wal-Mart to open its doors.
Comment by 38chrysler on April 2, 2017 at 8:41am

People sure do miss Colonel Sanders...

Comment by RoadKillHairPiece on April 2, 2017 at 8:37am
One guy thought this was a Neil deGrasse Tyson event.

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