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Caption Contest 04-02-2017


Honorable Mentions:

in a relative sense, the crowd was smartly dressed. - mellowpuma

Ironically, they're all a bunch of idiots. - Scrunt

Smart Phonies - VomitFlop

To screw in a lightbulb?? - Rotwang

#BlackLivesAntiMatter - AKAAB


Special Blinded With Science Awards:

Schrodinger's Cat maimed three participants it mistook for birds. - RoadKillHairPiece

This is a total Bohr. Let's split, Adam. - MacSpruce

Even Planck was like... can we just spread out a bit here, come on. - Rotwang


Special Out of Left Unified Field Award:

I need to clean under my couch. - JJJ23


Bronze:

One guy thought this was a Neil deGrasse Tyson event. - RoadKillHairPiece

Silver:

Einstein, Zweistein, Dreistein, Vierstein, Fünfstein, Sechsstein, Siebenstein, Achtstein, Neunstein, Zehnstein, Elfstein, Zwölfstein… - MacSpruce

Gold:

"Damn it, Albert!  How many times do I have to tell you to stop cloning around?" - Mario!!!

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Comment by mellowpuma on April 7, 2017 at 11:57pm

they're still working on a unified field theory.

Comment by mellowpuma on April 7, 2017 at 11:48pm

black lives matter times the speed  of light squared.

Comment by RoadKillHairPiece on April 6, 2017 at 8:23pm
One attendee is an expert on black holes.
Comment by RoadKillHairPiece on April 6, 2017 at 8:15pm
Feels like the only lepton in a crowd of quarks.
Comment by RoadKillHairPiece on April 6, 2017 at 8:08pm
Annoyed that on top of everything else, Einstein invented the Afro.
Comment by AKAAB on April 6, 2017 at 4:21pm

MC Squared is tonight's deejay for the Annual Eine Stein of Bier Bash.

Comment by AKAAB on April 6, 2017 at 1:10pm

Where's Waldo for beginners...

Comment by AKAAB on April 6, 2017 at 1:09pm

Con - Forty poodles had to die for this.  Pro - Forty less poodles in the world!  

Comment by AKAAB on April 6, 2017 at 1:08pm

Things got a little awkward at the Ancestry DNA Meet-up...

Comment by AKAAB on April 6, 2017 at 1:06pm

Note to self:  Buy Q-tips.

Comment by AKAAB on April 6, 2017 at 1:05pm

Thank you, affirmative action!

Comment by AKAAB on April 6, 2017 at 1:03pm

Einstein?  I count at least forty...

Comment by AKAAB on April 6, 2017 at 1:02pm

#BlackLivesAntiMatter

Comment by AKAAB on April 6, 2017 at 1:02pm

You all relatives?  

Comment by Rotwang on April 6, 2017 at 9:35am

To screw in a lightbulb?? 

Comment by RoadKillHairPiece on April 4, 2017 at 8:33pm
Heard the words "dark matter" and thought he'd stumbled on to a black lives matter demonstration.
Comment by RoadKillHairPiece on April 4, 2017 at 7:08pm
The crowd was crushing itself until Dark Energy showed up.
Comment by Whiz Kid on April 4, 2017 at 3:36pm

macgyver clone finale

Comment by mellowpuma on April 4, 2017 at 7:02am

he's just here to kick ass and take name.

Comment by mellowpuma on April 4, 2017 at 6:58am

what we've got here... is a failure to communicate

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