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The Sanskrit-language mantra for this practice goes: Ai wan na bonk ai van ka, ai wan na bonk ai van ka, ai wan na bonk ai van ka, …
"See Melania? This is all they mean by "statutory".
Follow the path of the Buddha, attain enlightenment. Follow the path of the doofus, attain endarkenment.
Just when we thought he couldn't get any whiter.
I'd love for him to find nirvana, no wait, I mean, I'd love for him to blow the back of his head off.
Made in Chai-nah.
Trump University Mascot
Rejected Oscar statue ideas.
The lost Trump votes in Georgia.
"When you order the "Donald Trump Stoned" statue, we'll throw in a 2021-22 "Lie-A-Day" Calendar and a kilo of "Orange Tanning Cream!"
Rub its belly and you get fresh McVomit.
"Never before have pigeons been so accurate in so short a time."
"Wait 'till they get a load of #47, 48, 49, 50, 51, 52, 53, 54, 55, 56, 57, 58, 59, 60 & 61!"
"These Cuttlebones are perfect for my African Grey Parrot!"
Because even a Zen garden needs a gnome or two.
Fuck, what don't they sell at Pottery Barn these days?
Trump quickly converted back to Christianity once he learned about karma.
That's funny, I would've thought bronzed Buddha statues would be more appropriate.
Ironically, this Republican will actually be reincarnated as an ass.
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