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Comment by MacSpruce 13 hours ago

The Sanskrit-language mantra for this practice goes:  Ai wan na bonk ai van ka, ai wan na bonk ai van ka, ai wan na bonk ai van ka, …

Comment by Rosedude yesterday

"See Melania?  This is all they mean by "statutory".

Comment by MacSpruce on April 7, 2021 at 8:41pm

Follow the path of the Buddha, attain enlightenment. Follow the path of the doofus, attain endarkenment.

Comment by MacSpruce on April 7, 2021 at 8:40pm

Transcendonald Meditation

Comment by Rosedude on April 4, 2021 at 12:33pm

Just when we thought he couldn't get any whiter. 

Comment by JJJ23 on April 4, 2021 at 9:56am

I'd love for him to find nirvana, no wait, I mean, I'd love for him to blow the back of his head off.

Comment by Mervin97 on April 3, 2021 at 12:10pm

Made in Chai-nah.

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on April 3, 2021 at 11:05am

Trump University Mascot  

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on April 3, 2021 at 11:03am

Rejected Oscar statue ideas.

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on April 3, 2021 at 11:00am

The lost Trump votes in Georgia.

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on April 3, 2021 at 10:54am

"When you order the "Donald Trump Stoned" statue, we'll throw in a 2021-22 "Lie-A-Day" Calendar and a kilo of "Orange Tanning Cream!"

Comment by Ian on April 2, 2021 at 6:35pm

Rub its belly and you get fresh McVomit.

Comment by Ian on April 2, 2021 at 6:32pm

"Never before have pigeons been so accurate in so short a time."

Comment by Ian on April 2, 2021 at 6:31pm

"Wait 'till they get a load of #47, 48, 49, 50, 51, 52, 53, 54, 55, 56, 57, 58, 59, 60 & 61!"

Comment by Ian on April 2, 2021 at 6:25pm

"These Cuttlebones are perfect for my African Grey Parrot!"

Comment by Scrunt on April 2, 2021 at 6:09pm

Because even a Zen garden needs a gnome or two.

Comment by Scrunt on April 2, 2021 at 6:08pm

Fuck, what don't they sell at Pottery Barn these days?

Comment by Scrunt on April 2, 2021 at 6:06pm

Trump quickly converted back to Christianity once he learned about karma.

Comment by Scrunt on April 2, 2021 at 6:05pm

That's funny, I would've thought bronzed Buddha statues would be more appropriate.

Comment by Scrunt on April 2, 2021 at 6:04pm

Ironically, this Republican will actually be reincarnated as an ass.

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