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Caption Contest 03-30-2018

Honorable Mentions:

Look at all them boots. - JJJ23

“Because My Little Pony is for pussies!” - Scrunt

"Snake news!" - VomitFlop

Bronze:

Regretting rolling a six and not taking the ladder. - Dr Finger Puppet

Silver:

"Alright, toss in the kittens!" - Ian

Gold:

As claw machines go, this one is awesome. - Mervin97

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Comment by Whiz Kid on March 30, 2018 at 4:39pm

Gramma sweater hair 

Comment by Whiz Kid on March 30, 2018 at 4:20pm

Sperm banks get harder to rob every winter

Comment by Whiz Kid on March 30, 2018 at 3:16pm

Diarrhea Queen must be snowing for lunch....

Comment by Whiz Kid on March 30, 2018 at 2:51pm

I have a new idea for a Flintstones vitamins company

Comment by Scrunt on March 30, 2018 at 2:37pm

She must be in Snake Charm School.

Comment by Scrunt on March 30, 2018 at 2:36pm

Sunday School at the South Texas Pentecostal Snake Handlers Church is a little different.

Comment by Scrunt on March 30, 2018 at 2:35pm

“What do you mean this isn’t like a lobster tank?  I wanna eat that big mean one!”

Comment by Scrunt on March 30, 2018 at 2:35pm

“Because My Little Pony is for pussies!”

Comment by Scrunt on March 30, 2018 at 2:34pm

Diamondbacks are a Girl’s Best Friend

Comment by Scrunt on March 30, 2018 at 2:34pm

Snakes on a Range

Comment by Scrunt on March 30, 2018 at 2:34pm

“I like rattlesnakes, but my mom says she’s really more of a Black Mamba kind of girl.”

Comment by Scrunt on March 30, 2018 at 2:34pm

“Which one of these fuckers tried to eat Harry Potter?”

Comment by Whiz Kid on March 30, 2018 at 2:05pm

The park map doesn't even point to where I am on the map???

Comment by Whiz Kid on March 30, 2018 at 2:04pm

She knew what her job was when she met the photographer

Comment by Whiz Kid on March 30, 2018 at 1:56pm

I can't wait until we can ask them what the fuck we're doing here

Comment by JJJ23 on March 30, 2018 at 12:48pm

Look at all them boots.

Comment by Rotwang on March 30, 2018 at 12:41pm

Oh those poor humans, so many of them living in a cage. 

Comment by Rotwang on March 30, 2018 at 12:39pm

Ok which one of these is the one that bit you?

Comment by Rotwang on March 30, 2018 at 12:39pm

No, I want that one, over there. No not that one, the other one. No not that one...

Comment by Rodney Dean on March 30, 2018 at 12:30pm

No wonder Samuel Jackson was such a potty mouth.

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