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Caption Contest 03-30-2017

Honorable Mentions:

Sugarcoats his aggression. - RoadKillHairPiece

"Goddammit, Geno, Def Leppard wasn't being literal when they wrote that song." - VomitFlop

Flour Power Struggle - Scrunt

he finally got rid of his salt and pepper hair. - mellowpuma


Bronze:

Spinoff of Top Chef:  Chef Toppings - Ian

Silver:

How dare you call the master baker a wanker! - MacSpruce

Gold:

Not sure I like being turned white, but I do like how my pay just jumped 30%. - AKAAB

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Comment by Mervin97 on March 31, 2017 at 8:52am

"Hey you got a little dandruff."

Comment by Mervin97 on March 31, 2017 at 8:50am

"LAME FOOD FIGHT!!!"

Comment by Mervin97 on March 31, 2017 at 8:49am

"And the icing goes on top like this."

Comment by mellowpuma on March 31, 2017 at 3:50am

everybody hates crisco

Comment by mellowpuma on March 31, 2017 at 3:47am

i guess they found out who took the cookie from the cookie jar.

Comment by mellowpuma on March 31, 2017 at 3:44am

in russia, candy coat you.

Comment by mellowpuma on March 31, 2017 at 3:39am

later, they have a wrap battle.

Comment by mellowpuma on March 31, 2017 at 3:01am

the candyman can, cause he mixes it with hate.

Comment by mellowpuma on March 30, 2017 at 7:50pm

dont worry, it's just stage sugar.  wait, isn't "stage sugar" cocaine?

Comment by Scrunt on March 30, 2017 at 5:10pm

Flour Power Struggle

Comment by Scrunt on March 30, 2017 at 5:10pm

Kitchen Bitchin’

Comment by Scrunt on March 30, 2017 at 5:10pm

Cupcake Wars: This Shit Just Got Real!

Comment by Scrunt on March 30, 2017 at 5:10pm

Sweet ‘N Low Blow

Comment by Scrunt on March 30, 2017 at 5:10pm

“Who’s your sugar daddy now, bitch?”

Comment by Scrunt on March 30, 2017 at 5:09pm

Learning that girls are made from sugar and spice and everything nice, Chef Carlos attempts the first ever culinary sex change operation.

Comment by Scrunt on March 30, 2017 at 5:09pm

Ja, ja, ja!  Det är socker!  Börk, börk, börk!”

Comment by Scrunt on March 30, 2017 at 5:09pm

♫ ♫ Pour some sugar on me ♫ ♫


Comment by Bill Staples on March 30, 2017 at 3:40pm
Poof!!! instant stormtrooper helmet
Comment by Bill Staples on March 30, 2017 at 3:37pm
Budget Nickeleon slime
Comment by KariGrant on March 30, 2017 at 2:41pm

"The Three Stooges," the musical, opened a few blocks off-off-broadway. In fact, it opened in Hell's Kitchen.

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