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Things are pretty good during summer break Grampa. But unlike you, the kids don't get off lawn when I yell at them.
My OPEN MIC contribution on CW:
What do Mick Jagger and I have in common?
One says "Hey, you, get offa my my cloud".
The other says "Hey McCloud, get offa my Ewe".
All that extra RAM really boosts her computing power.
There wasn’t another living soul for miles around. It was like a goats town.
That's what you get for staying up pasture bedtime.
I cant concentrate.
Keri would discover that not all browsers are the same.
Field of Baa Dreams
Damnit baphom.et is taken.
Homeless, homeless on the range
Where the goats and the antelope play...
"I can't afford a landscaper."
"No I don't have any kids, why do you ask?"
(Pop-Up Ad) "Do you want to be outstanding in your field or the greatest of all time?"
And the bleat goes on!
This is not how to get herd immunity.
“Hi, John? It’s me. Look, do me a HUGE favor and run an extension cord down to me. I’m down to 3% battery.”
♫ ♫ The hills are alive with the sound of flatulence ♫ ♫
“Goat repellent, add to cart…”
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