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Old Glory hole - Rosedude
The Drapes of Wrath - Iverneil
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The Drapes of Wrath
Sometimes sperm cells defy their captors.
Damn, are they still looking for Pence?
Old Glory hole.
Next time, on an all new "Behind the Seams"...
"First it was the furniture, now Grandma has most of the neighborhood covered."
"So this is the same blimp that fooled all those people in Arizona?"
The day farting became a team sport.
"Escape From Alcatraz 12"
Watch as our losers from Cell Block 8 try to break out during a rendition of, "Who Let the Dogs Out?"
The surprise birthday party went awry when Bob found out his wife blew Chunks the Clown.
"I knew we should have made a left turn at Albuquerque."
"I told you this was too big, we should have worn garbage bags."
Attack of the 50 ft vagina.
Must be where Rip Torn is from.
“NO! If you remove us from our original packaging, we will be worthless!”
Some Escape Rooms are a little too easy.
“It’s coming apart! Someone call a plastic surgeon stat!”
“I think its things like this that makes the rest of the world think we Polish people are totally fucking stupid.”
“I need a drink. Pass me that Maltese flacon.”
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