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Caption Contest 03-27-2018

Honorable Mentions:

Their love may have been frowned upon by society, but it was legal... just bearly. - Scrunt

He had a bear of a time proving that dead men don't wear plaid. - Ian

Right now, it doesn't matter where it shits. - Rosedude

Bronze:

don't taste me bro. - mellowpuma

Silver:

Note to self, kill bear before making bearskin hat. - Mervin97

Gold:

A man walks into a Bear..... "unfortunate Typo" says the bear.... - 38chrysler

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Comment by JJJ23 on April 9, 2018 at 12:35pm

Bear bulimia saves another life, but for how long?

Comment by mellowpuma on April 9, 2018 at 2:55am

'cuse me, i have to go see a man about a hearse

Comment by KariGrant on April 7, 2018 at 6:14am

I'm a lumberjack and I'm--Oh, hell.

Comment by Global Pope on April 4, 2018 at 5:54pm

What actually happens when you tell a  bear-faced lie.

Comment by MacSpruce on April 3, 2018 at 4:09pm

Grizzly bear, grisly ending.

Comment by MacSpruce on April 3, 2018 at 4:07pm

Take your stinking paws off me, you damn dirty.. oh, wait, you're a bear? Very well, carry on then.

Comment by mellowpuma on April 1, 2018 at 11:50pm

Bridget Jones Diary, Chapter 14:  I stand perched upon the frozen teat of the bitch goddess Canada.  My guide has been dead for a month now.  Even his sinews, all the beast left of him, have passed through me.  My flint is broken.  The fire grows low.  Flats instead of pumps were a good choice, but this bag, what was i thinking?  As the last embers cowtow to the lapping tongue of bitter wind, this faux prada taunts the remnants of my mind.  I have truly reached the edge of reason.

Comment by mellowpuma on April 1, 2018 at 11:14pm

davvvvy, davy crockett, king of the wild dadalldaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Comment by mellowpuma on April 1, 2018 at 10:48pm

oh, you wanted near BEER because of AA.  that makes more sense.

Comment by mellowpuma on April 1, 2018 at 10:31pm

the legend of paul bullion and his brown jocks.

Comment by mellowpuma on April 1, 2018 at 10:26pm

apparently there is a different version of "tinder" in Alabama, which mainly deals with setting up backwoods survival scenarios.  trust me you do not want to swipe right on a "bear".

Comment by mellowpuma on April 1, 2018 at 10:18pm

roadhouse 3:  "i thought you'd taste taller"

Comment by mellowpuma on April 1, 2018 at 9:58pm

contestants on the new revamped "to catch a predator" now have the option to avoid incarceration by facing the "lightening round".

Comment by mellowpuma on April 1, 2018 at 9:57pm

safety testing results for the "pocket backwoods bacon broiler" have been mixed at best.  most of one guy got away.

Comment by mellowpuma on April 1, 2018 at 9:52pm

his career in animal husbandry has become a course in animal dinnery.

Comment by mellowpuma on April 1, 2018 at 6:13pm

man-splaying

Comment by mellowpuma on April 1, 2018 at 6:12pm

quick! swipe left!

Comment by mellowpuma on April 1, 2018 at 6:11pm

his milkshake brings all the bears to the beard

Comment by Whiz Kid on March 30, 2018 at 8:04am

The very last SIMON drawing was him trying to draw mohammed's pussy

Comment by Whiz Kid on March 29, 2018 at 1:14pm

How do would you know that I know that girls know that shaved balls are the best

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