She puts the art in artificial. - VomitFlop
Silver:
Paint. Stare. Reboot. - Gerhardguffaw
Gold:
Meanwhile, in the basement at The Knoedler... - Ian
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I liked her better before the implants.
These are the creeps that did despicable deeds at night. Poor R10D, one of them spilled a beer on her head.
“Hey, disembodied yet somehow sentient skull! My glassy, unblinking, robotic eyes are up here!”
She tends to short-circuit when she does watercolors.
Portrait of the robot as a young artist robotically painting portraits of young artists.
"Did you paint yourself into a corner again?"
Most people are shocked the first time they actually meet Banksy.
"I'm sorry, miss, but our gallery doesn't show CGI art."
Meanwhile, in the basement at The Knoedler...
"Resistance art is futile."
She is just facing the facts.
They don't look like happy little trees to me.
That's great but can she give blow jobs?
The whole project was a failure since the robot was programmed to meet and greet people at the local Wal-Mart.
The Paintinator.
She does a great landscape of the Uncanny Valley.
What's really fucked up is that she's trying to paint a fruit basket.
"It's my newest creation: life imitates art imitates life imitates art!"
Unfortunately for her models, Ann Droid only paints still life, may they rest in peace.
Fatal Error Attraction
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