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"I still stand behind the purple teletubbie's rights!"
You no say Ukraine is weak!
You wanna know what happens when you pull my finger? Well, try it. Just try it. I dare you.
He thinks owning weapons of war is a constitutional – and by extension, divine – right.
He believes the doctored, fake videos he sees on Twitter and YouTube.
He looks to the likes of Rush Limbaugh and Fox news for information and guidance.
You have to wonder exactly what the hard hat is supposed to be protecting.
Yes, it’s horrifying and disgusting but people really did get that close to each other in the Before Times.
"Scissors beat paper!"
"As I was saying... What was I saying?"
"I'm not yelling! I talk this way to anyone who will listen!"
"Listen, my Delaware Blue Hen will kick your Kentucky Bluegrass ass any day of the week!"
When I grew up we didn't have avocado toast and mocha latte frappaccinos and Rick and Morty! We ate dry beans and watched Mrs. Feldstein weed her garden in the nude through a crack in the fence so don't tell me about hard times, Mister!!!
Now man up and turn your head and cough twice.
You're in big trouble though, pal. I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast.
And if you give me a second, I’ll tell you what I think.
I DID NOT SEXUALLY ASSAULT YOUR GOLDEN HELMET! OKAY?
"As I was saying... Potato salad!"
"Back up 6 feet."
"I'd rather give you a creepy hug then yell at you."
"Next time you get a haircut get the back of your neck shaved."
"My head is so hard I don't need a helmet."
Fuzzy wuzzy wasn’t fuzzy was he bitch?
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