"If I went to work with a beard like that back in my day I would've ended up in the Nervous Hospital!" - Ian
"Vice President IS a real job! Just ask Dan Qual-- I'm mean, Dick Chen-- Um... Mike Pen-- Fuck you! Trust me, it's a real job!" - Scrunt
When I grew up we didn't have avocado toast and mocha latte frappaccinos and Rick and Morty! We ate dry beans and watched Mrs. Feldstein weed her garden in the nude through a crack in the fence so don't tell me about hard times, Mister!!! - MadAdam
"Go ahead, pull it if you got a pair." - VomitFlop
"I'm not yelling! I talk this way to anyone who will listen!" - Gerhardguffaw
Social Dissonancing - Mario!!!