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Comment by Ironweed on Saturday

"I still stand behind the purple teletubbie's rights!"

Comment by JJJ23 on Thursday

You no say Ukraine is weak!

Comment by Mike McHuman on March 31, 2020 at 1:35am

You wanna know what happens when you pull my finger? Well, try it. Just try it. I dare you.

Comment by MacSpruce on March 30, 2020 at 8:59pm

He thinks owning weapons of war is a constitutional – and by extension, divine – right.

He believes the doctored, fake videos he sees on Twitter and YouTube.

He looks to the likes of Rush Limbaugh and Fox news for information and guidance. 

You have to wonder exactly what the hard hat is supposed to be protecting.

Comment by MacSpruce on March 30, 2020 at 8:40pm

Yes, it’s horrifying and disgusting but people really did get that close to each other in the Before Times. 

Comment by Ironweed on March 30, 2020 at 8:52am

"Scissors beat paper!"

Comment by Ironweed on March 30, 2020 at 8:51am

"As I was saying... What was I saying?"

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on March 29, 2020 at 12:14am

"I'm not yelling!  I talk this way to anyone who will listen!"

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on March 28, 2020 at 11:57pm

"Listen, my Delaware Blue Hen will kick your Kentucky Bluegrass ass any day of the week!"

Comment by MadAdam on March 28, 2020 at 4:08pm

When I grew up we didn't have avocado toast and mocha latte frappaccinos and Rick and Morty! We ate dry beans and watched Mrs. Feldstein weed her garden in the nude through a crack in the fence so don't tell me about hard times, Mister!!!

Comment by MadAdam on March 28, 2020 at 4:02pm

Now man up and turn your head and cough twice. 

Comment by MadAdam on March 28, 2020 at 3:54pm

You're in big trouble though, pal. I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast.

Comment by Iverneil on March 28, 2020 at 3:46pm

And if you give me a second, I’ll tell you what I think.

Comment by Mike McHuman on March 28, 2020 at 2:01pm

I DID NOT SEXUALLY ASSAULT YOUR GOLDEN HELMET! OKAY?

Comment by Ironweed on March 28, 2020 at 10:48am

"As I was saying... Potato salad!"

Comment by Mervin97 on March 28, 2020 at 5:26am

"Back up 6 feet."

Comment by Mervin97 on March 28, 2020 at 5:23am

"I'd rather give you a creepy hug then yell at you."

Comment by Mervin97 on March 28, 2020 at 5:18am

"Next time you get a haircut get the back of your neck shaved."

Comment by Mervin97 on March 28, 2020 at 5:17am

"My head is so hard I don't need a helmet."

Comment by Iverneil on March 27, 2020 at 4:49pm

Fuzzy wuzzy wasn’t fuzzy was he bitch?

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