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Those hot mamas won't leave me alone now that I got a new set of wheels.
Look at what I got for 4 box tops of Lucky Charms and 25 cents for postage and handling!
One Mule Team Borat.
A Gihad blowout sale.
A horses ass.
(Whips out his Mr. Microphone) "Hey good looking, I'll be back for you later!"
Man, that thing's "The Bomb"! Literally, it's packed with explosives.
When he said "Rotate the tires", I don't think this is what he meant.
"Hey look what I found in the Grand Canyon this morning!"
"If that's the Sport model I'd hate to see the Economy."
10 year warranty my ass.
They were both later arrested and charged with being drug mules.
"FEEL MY SKILLS DONKEY, DONKEY, DONKEY, DONKEY!"
"Horse power? Who needs horse power when you've got mule fuel!"
"Don't worry, Rein Man here assures me he's an excellent driver."
Still looking for the mule team that spun him around in the hit and gallop
Slow day, normally Tariq would have that car packed with women.
He was eventually pulled over for a tail light violation.
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