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Caption Contest 03-20-2021

Musical Mentions :

Now streaming: Alicia & her keys. - VomitFlop

Littler River Band - Scrunt

“Play Amazing Grass again; they seem to like that one.” - MacSpruce

Bronze:

"Helen, we have to turn around! I think I remember where I put the canoe!" - Gerhardguffaw

Silver:

"Keep playing, I think they're ready to come home." - Mervin97

Gold:

Rio Grande Piano - Rosedude

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Comment by blkbwayne on March 27, 2021 at 12:35pm

Do you know Swan River?

Comment by Iverneil on March 23, 2021 at 3:26pm

Needs a little more bass

Comment by Iverneil on March 22, 2021 at 9:25pm

Water you want me to play.

Comment by Iverneil on March 22, 2021 at 9:25pm

Even though they killed them in Cincinnati, they’re all washed up in this town.

Comment by MacSpruce on March 22, 2021 at 8:51pm

Moooooooooon river …

Comment by MacSpruce on March 22, 2021 at 8:39pm

♩♫ Whey down upon the Suwannee River…

Comment by MacSpruce on March 22, 2021 at 8:38pm

“Play Amazing Grass again; they seem to like that one.”

Comment by Rosedude on March 22, 2021 at 10:46am

If she grows tired of poling I'd be happy to motorboat her.

Comment by Mario!!! on March 22, 2021 at 8:19am

In case you were wondering, they do take requests, but no oldies because they only play the current hits.

Comment by Rodney Dean on March 22, 2021 at 8:11am

Playing "row your boat" as fast as you can, will not get us there any quicker.

Comment by Mario!!! on March 22, 2021 at 8:10am

When it comes to performing live, sometimes you just got to go with the flow.

Comment by Ian on March 21, 2021 at 8:07pm

"I think I just found Jimmy Hoffa."

Comment by Ian on March 21, 2021 at 8:03pm

"Do you know Rhythm of the Night by DeBarge?"

Comment by Ian on March 21, 2021 at 8:00pm

"Play Time & Tide, by Basia!"

"Play A River Runs Through It!"

"Play Up The Lazy River!"

"We want to hear Orinoco Flow!!"

"Maybe this was a bad idea."

Comment by Rosedude on March 21, 2021 at 8:00pm

See ladies?  We told you pianists shrink in cold water.

Comment by Ian on March 21, 2021 at 7:56pm

"Did we ever figure out a good place to put the tip jar?"

Comment by Scrunt on March 21, 2021 at 11:46am

Alice couldn't help feel upstaged by Barbra who was being a total showboat on the piano.

Comment by Scrunt on March 21, 2021 at 11:43am

"Can you stop playing the theme from Jaws? It's totally freaking me out!"

Comment by Scrunt on March 21, 2021 at 11:42am

"Ok, you can finally stop playing. The cows have come home."

Comment by Scrunt on March 21, 2021 at 11:40am

In Bucharest, they take the classic Venetian singing gondolier concept to a whole new level.

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