Now streaming: Alicia & her keys. - VomitFlop
Littler River Band - Scrunt
“Play Amazing Grass again; they seem to like that one.” - MacSpruce
Bronze:
"Helen, we have to turn around! I think I remember where I put the canoe!" - Gerhardguffaw
Silver:
"Keep playing, I think they're ready to come home." - Mervin97
Gold:
Rio Grande Piano - Rosedude
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Do you know Swan River?
Needs a little more bass
Water you want me to play.
Even though they killed them in Cincinnati, they’re all washed up in this town.
♬ Moooooooooon river …
♪♩♫ Whey down upon the Suwannee River…
“Play Amazing Grass again; they seem to like that one.”
If she grows tired of poling I'd be happy to motorboat her.
In case you were wondering, they do take requests, but no oldies because they only play the current hits.
Playing "row your boat" as fast as you can, will not get us there any quicker.
When it comes to performing live, sometimes you just got to go with the flow.
"I think I just found Jimmy Hoffa."
"Do you know Rhythm of the Night by DeBarge?"
"Play Time & Tide, by Basia!"
"Play A River Runs Through It!"
"Play Up The Lazy River!"
"We want to hear Orinoco Flow!!"
"Maybe this was a bad idea."
See ladies? We told you pianists shrink in cold water.
"Did we ever figure out a good place to put the tip jar?"
Alice couldn't help feel upstaged by Barbra who was being a total showboat on the piano.
"Can you stop playing the theme from Jaws? It's totally freaking me out!"
"Ok, you can finally stop playing. The cows have come home."
In Bucharest, they take the classic Venetian singing gondolier concept to a whole new level.
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