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"Look out below! The bottom is dropping out."
Get me all the Red Bull you can get in this Bear market.
Amazingly, COVID-19 developed the ability to talk to humans. Its first words were "resistance is futile."
"Shit!!! Joe reheated fish in the breakroom microwave!!!"
"Stand by for an important message from the Chairman of the SEC, Jay Clayton"...……………….."Never gonna give you up, Never gonna let you down, Never gonna run around and desert you.....
"FUCK!!!! WE'RE OUTTA QUAALUDES!!!"
welp, time to change my name, buy a wig, and live in central america. say hey to my kids for me.
Yeah now, sell, sell! My soul, sell it!
LA - LA - LA - LA – I CAN’T HEAR YOU!
"Oh my God! Jackson just put himself in turnaround right here on the floor! The amount of blood is unbelievable! You can smell the iron (IRON) and the plasma (GRFS)!"
"There came into Egypt... a what?!? Can you repeat that?!"
"Somebody just let a Hyena loose in here!"
The Haired and the Hair Nots
“Except for a single, very powerful radio emission aimed at Jupiter, the four million-year-old black monolith has remained completely inert, its origin and purpose still a total mystery.”
"Oh, no, not another Flo from Progressive commercial!"
"I can't believe you just punched the donut delivery guy right in the kisser!"
Standard and now poor.
On the next, "Stock Tips With Cal and Dow Jones..."
The moment Bill and Ted's adventure in stocks wasn't so excellent.
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