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Stock Crash Dummies
"Self-quarantine? Do you know what they call a stock broker who works from home? Unemployed!"
"What the fuck do you mean I tested positive for the Coronavirus? I don't even drink beer!"
"For the last fucking time, I did not say we're out of stock on Charmin! I said we only can sell you Charmin stock! We're a brokerage firm for crying out loud!"
"My 401K is now worth how much?!"
What happens when you steal a telepaths lunch?.
I just remembered Pearl Harbor!!!
"Joe just dropped an m-80 in the toilet, run."
"OH, that was the smelliest one yet."
"Your name issss...Howie Mandel."
Ok! Who put on the Styx album!
They've resorted to mental telepathy.
It all started with a great 'your mother' joke.
"If I hear 'I need TP for my bunghole', one more time!"
It's in uncertain times like these we all need to stop and take stock of our lives.
The Pigs of Wall Street
"We're not getting any stimulus packages?!"
Dave Bautista is killing it as the new Gordon Gekko.
"What do you mean Gamestop is still open? Have they gone mad?!"
Stock & Awe
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