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Comment by Scrunt on March 21, 2020 at 11:58am

Stock Crash Dummies

Comment by Scrunt on March 21, 2020 at 11:57am

"Self-quarantine?  Do you know what they call a stock broker who works from home?  Unemployed!"

Comment by Scrunt on March 21, 2020 at 11:52am

"What the fuck do you mean I tested positive for the Coronavirus?  I don't even drink beer!"

Comment by Scrunt on March 21, 2020 at 11:50am

"For the last fucking time, I did not say we're out of stock on Charmin!  I said we only can sell you Charmin stock!  We're a brokerage firm for crying out loud!"

Comment by Scrunt on March 21, 2020 at 11:46am

"My 401K is now worth how much?!"

Comment by Iverneil on March 21, 2020 at 5:32am

What happens when you steal a telepaths lunch?.

Comment by Iverneil on March 20, 2020 at 6:08pm

I just remembered Pearl Harbor!!!

Comment by Mervin97 on March 20, 2020 at 5:38pm

"Joe just dropped an m-80 in the toilet, run."

Comment by Mervin97 on March 20, 2020 at 5:19pm

"OH, that was the smelliest one yet."

Comment by Mervin97 on March 20, 2020 at 5:17pm

"Your name issss...Howie Mandel."

Comment by Ironweed on March 20, 2020 at 11:29am

Ok! Who put on the Styx album!

Comment by Ironweed on March 20, 2020 at 11:28am

They've resorted to mental telepathy.

Comment by Ironweed on March 20, 2020 at 11:27am

It all started with a great 'your mother' joke.

Comment by Ironweed on March 20, 2020 at 11:25am

"If I hear 'I need TP for my bunghole', one more time!"

Comment by Mario!!! on March 20, 2020 at 10:43am

It's in uncertain times like these we all need to stop and take stock of our lives. 

Comment by Mario!!! on March 20, 2020 at 10:40am

The Pigs of Wall Street

Comment by VomitFlop on March 20, 2020 at 6:20am

"We're not getting any stimulus packages?!"

Comment by VomitFlop on March 20, 2020 at 6:18am

Dave Bautista is killing it as the new Gordon Gekko.

Comment by VomitFlop on March 20, 2020 at 6:16am

"What do you mean Gamestop is still open? Have they gone mad?!"

Comment by VomitFlop on March 20, 2020 at 6:14am

Stock & Awe

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