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Caption Contest 03-19-2020

Honorable Mentions:

Standard and now poor. - Gerhardguffaw

The Haired and the Hair Nots - Ian

"Shit!!! Joe reheated fish in the breakroom microwave!!!" - MadAdam

Bronze Bust:

Stock & Awe - VomitFlop

Silver Lining:

welp, time to change my name, buy a wig, and live in central america.  say hey to my kids for me. - mellowpuma

Gold Idol:

Yeah now, sell, sell! My soul, sell it! - JJJ23

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Comment by Rosedude on April 1, 2020 at 7:36pm

"Look out below!  The bottom is dropping out."

Comment by Mike McHuman on March 31, 2020 at 1:46am

Get me all the Red Bull you can get in this Bear market.

Comment by Mike McHuman on March 31, 2020 at 1:45am

Amazingly, COVID-19 developed the ability to talk to humans. Its first words were "resistance is futile."

Comment by MadAdam on March 28, 2020 at 4:27pm

"Shit!!! Joe reheated fish in the breakroom microwave!!!"

Comment by MadAdam on March 28, 2020 at 4:26pm

"Stand by for an important message from the Chairman of the SEC, Jay Clayton"...……………….."Never gonna give you up, Never gonna let you down, Never gonna run around and desert you.....

Comment by MadAdam on March 28, 2020 at 4:23pm

"FUCK!!!! WE'RE OUTTA QUAALUDES!!!"

Comment by mellowpuma on March 27, 2020 at 10:54am

welp, time to change my name, buy a wig, and live in central america.  say hey to my kids for me.

Comment by JJJ23 on March 25, 2020 at 5:40pm

Yeah now, sell, sell! My soul, sell it!

Comment by MacSpruce on March 24, 2020 at 9:31pm

Stockbonkers

Comment by MacSpruce on March 24, 2020 at 9:30pm

LA - LA - LA - LA – I CAN’T HEAR YOU!

Comment by Ian on March 24, 2020 at 8:24pm

"Oh my God! Jackson just put himself in turnaround right here on the floor! The amount of blood is unbelievable! You can smell the iron (IRON) and the plasma (GRFS)!"

Comment by Ian on March 23, 2020 at 8:54pm

"There came into Egypt... a what?!?  Can you repeat that?!"

Comment by Ian on March 23, 2020 at 8:49pm

"Somebody just let a Hyena loose in here!"

Comment by Ian on March 23, 2020 at 8:46pm

The Haired and the Hair Nots

Comment by A. Lien on March 22, 2020 at 7:19pm

“Except for a single, very powerful radio emission aimed at Jupiter, the four million-year-old black monolith has remained completely inert, its origin and purpose still a total mystery.”

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on March 21, 2020 at 7:36pm

"Oh, no, not another Flo from Progressive commercial!"

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on March 21, 2020 at 7:33pm

"I can't believe you just punched the donut delivery guy right in the kisser!"

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on March 21, 2020 at 7:18pm

Standard and now poor.

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on March 21, 2020 at 7:13pm

On the next, "Stock Tips With Cal and Dow Jones..."

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on March 21, 2020 at 6:59pm

The moment Bill and Ted's adventure in stocks wasn't so excellent.

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