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"Did they let Lenny out yet or does he still think he's a twenty foot crocodile?"
"They call it the Adjustment Bureau because you'll need a chiropractor when you're done."
and when the caterpillar came out of his chrysalis he became a beautiful frog.
Look at what just crawled out of the woodwork.
"Donald Trump is president, how long have I been down here?"
"How many rolls do you need?"
"Is the quarantine over yet."
“I’m doing everything I can… and stop calling me Shirley!”
“MI6? Sorry old chap, this is MI5. MI6 is in another hidden entrance down the hall.”
“Cabinet Minister Bollington, at your service.”
“I’ve been searching for nearly 40 years, but I still haven’t found the clitoris.”
Some people are taking this self-quarantine thing a little too seriously.
Not the first secret passageway he’s explored, if you catch my drift.
Despite being one of the most powerful wizards in Hogwarts, the one trick Professor Harry Potter could never manage was to come out of the closet.
"Come with me if you want to live!"
Nook Who's Squatting
"What year is it?!"
It had been 40 years since Simon had won the Hide & Seek Championship essentially by default.
"Social distancing? Actually, I was taking in a rather engaging snuff film. Care for a gander?"
The Clue reboot had one multiple ending too many.
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