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Caption Contest 03-16-2020

Bronze:

It had been 40 years since Simon had won the Hide & Seek Championship essentially by default. - VomitFlop

Silver:

Not the first secret passageway he’s explored, if you catch my drift. - MacSpruce

Gold:

Unfortunately, Phil did see his shadow, so 6 more weeks... - Rodney Dean

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Comment by MacSpruce on April 3, 2020 at 6:54pm

It’s like the portal in Being John Malkovich except through this one you get to be Prince Charles’s underpants.

Comment by Rosedude on April 1, 2020 at 7:39pm

Bill de Blasio peeks out to see if the epidemic is over.

Comment by Iverneil on April 1, 2020 at 12:04am

The day Jeeves came out of the closet.

Comment by MadAdam on March 28, 2020 at 4:30pm

"Excuse me, old chap. Can you tell me, Is Epstein dead yet?"

Comment by mellowpuma on March 27, 2020 at 10:51am

and will the renovations be interrupting your oral sex regimen sir?  jolly good.

Comment by JJJ23 on March 25, 2020 at 10:50pm

Before you call me pervert I'd like to see your browsing history, sir.

Comment by Rotwang on March 23, 2020 at 12:39pm

Igor ran out of communion wafers, sir. 

Comment by Ironweed on March 20, 2020 at 11:34am

50 shades of grey II.

Comment by Ironweed on March 20, 2020 at 11:33am

Another British actor comes out.

Comment by Iverneil on March 19, 2020 at 11:16am

Hey buddy! Could you tell me the year?

Comment by Rodney Dean on March 19, 2020 at 10:57am

Unfortunately, Phil did see his shadow, so 6 more weeks...

Comment by JJJ23 on March 18, 2020 at 10:51pm

Y'all see Knives Out? See Knives Out. It Good!

Comment by JJJ23 on March 18, 2020 at 10:35pm

It was the Me in the Here.

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on March 18, 2020 at 6:42pm

Meet Charles Abernathy, the loneliest farter on earth.

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on March 18, 2020 at 6:40pm

In the end, the butler hid it.

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on March 18, 2020 at 6:36pm

"Excuse me, but would you have any Grey Poupon?"

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on March 18, 2020 at 6:32pm

It was at that moment when John realized this wasn't a toilet.

Comment by Mervin97 on March 18, 2020 at 4:54pm

"Sorry I can't find Spot anywhere, he must've escaped."

Comment by Ian on March 17, 2020 at 8:39pm

"I'm sorry, you must be at least this short to go on 'the ride'."

Comment by Ian on March 17, 2020 at 8:36pm

"Can you spare a roll of toilet paper?"

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