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It’s like the portal in Being John Malkovich except through this one you get to be Prince Charles’s underpants.
Bill de Blasio peeks out to see if the epidemic is over.
The day Jeeves came out of the closet.
"Excuse me, old chap. Can you tell me, Is Epstein dead yet?"
and will the renovations be interrupting your oral sex regimen sir? jolly good.
Before you call me pervert I'd like to see your browsing history, sir.
Igor ran out of communion wafers, sir.
50 shades of grey II.
Another British actor comes out.
Hey buddy! Could you tell me the year?
Unfortunately, Phil did see his shadow, so 6 more weeks...
Y'all see Knives Out? See Knives Out. It Good!
It was the Me in the Here.
Meet Charles Abernathy, the loneliest farter on earth.
In the end, the butler hid it.
"Excuse me, but would you have any Grey Poupon?"
It was at that moment when John realized this wasn't a toilet.
"Sorry I can't find Spot anywhere, he must've escaped."
"I'm sorry, you must be at least this short to go on 'the ride'."
"Can you spare a roll of toilet paper?"
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