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Caption Contest 03-15-2017

Honorable Mentions:

"Is there room for more than a carry-on if we're going to travel into the space between spaces?" - Ian

"Back of the line!" said the Scientologists. - AKAAB


Special In Space No One Can Hear You Groan Wordplay Awards:

They don't have any Carrion Luggage... they're vegetarians. - 38chrysler

They've been known to get quite sentimental while engaging in dental hygiene, prompting reports of sighing flossers. - MacSpruce

A dropped post-card read, "Greetings from another brother, from another life- Vishnu Were Here!" - RunSilent RunDeep

Even the best monk needs a little help reaching a higher plane of existence every now and Zen. - Scrunt


Bronze:

"The deportation force is strong with this one." - Rosedude

Silver:

It's too heavy to take off, captain, it needs enlightenment. - Rotwang

Gold:

no shoes, no shirt, no uranus. - mellowpuma

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Comment by Scrunt on March 16, 2017 at 5:39pm

As soon as Apple learned all Buddhist monks take a vow of poverty, they opened a factory in Tibet to build iPhones using the free labor.

Comment by Scrunt on March 16, 2017 at 5:39pm

Even the best monk needs a little help reaching a higher plane of existence every now and Zen.

Comment by Rotwang on March 16, 2017 at 9:26am

It's too heavy to take off, captain, it needs enlightenment. 

Comment by Rotwang on March 16, 2017 at 9:19am

Yes, we go to Walmart, ok?  Light-up LED tambourines for $1.50? I mean come on.

Comment by 38chrysler on March 16, 2017 at 9:08am

Leave it to a fat man to make everything shaped into an ice cream cone.

Comment by Rodney Dean on March 16, 2017 at 8:01am

No Fastpass option at Space Mountain Tibet?

Comment by MacSpruce on March 16, 2017 at 7:53am

Am I the only one who just sees a big golden nipple?

Comment by MacSpruce on March 16, 2017 at 7:50am

Two or three of them are actually monks. The rest just dress like monks to get priority seating.

Comment by mellowpuma on March 16, 2017 at 5:42am

mega church?  worshiper please.

Comment by mellowpuma on March 16, 2017 at 5:35am

ground control to major calm ...

Comment by mellowpuma on March 16, 2017 at 5:11am

yeah, we used to meditate under mangrove trees, yawn.   the new thing is to celebrate the immaterial inward universe with climate control and mood lighting.

Comment by 38chrysler on March 16, 2017 at 1:47am

Evidently you can only find Peace, Harmony, Joy , Happiness and Tranquility if you don't allow women.

Comment by 38chrysler on March 16, 2017 at 1:43am

Hey, Homie... Where all da Monkettes at?

Comment by 38chrysler on March 16, 2017 at 1:31am

... 2  days now and I haven't seen the first drunk in a bikini... next Spring Break I vote we go to Daytona

Comment by mellowpuma on March 16, 2017 at 12:38am

the gold domed building, inside and out, has one million gold coated statues of buddha.  it can accommodate 200,000 monks and worshipers.  it was built by selling magic necklaces.  

Comment by Ian on March 16, 2017 at 12:28am

"Tonight's in-flight meal is... Human Cuisine."

Comment by mellowpuma on March 16, 2017 at 12:19am
Comment by MacSpruce on March 16, 2017 at 12:11am

They're traveling light... years.

Comment by mellowpuma on March 16, 2017 at 12:05am

in russia, spaceship believe in you.

Comment by KariGrant on March 15, 2017 at 10:33pm

Don't eat the pudding.

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