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Caption Contest 03-15-2017

Honorable Mentions:

"Is there room for more than a carry-on if we're going to travel into the space between spaces?" - Ian

"Back of the line!" said the Scientologists. - AKAAB


Special In Space No One Can Hear You Groan Wordplay Awards:

They don't have any Carrion Luggage... they're vegetarians. - 38chrysler

They've been known to get quite sentimental while engaging in dental hygiene, prompting reports of sighing flossers. - MacSpruce

A dropped post-card read, "Greetings from another brother, from another life- Vishnu Were Here!" - RunSilent RunDeep

Even the best monk needs a little help reaching a higher plane of existence every now and Zen. - Scrunt


Bronze:

"The deportation force is strong with this one." - Rosedude

Silver:

It's too heavy to take off, captain, it needs enlightenment. - Rotwang

Gold:

no shoes, no shirt, no uranus. - mellowpuma

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Comment by Mervin97 on March 15, 2017 at 4:36pm

"It's better then drinking Kool-aid."

Comment by Mervin97 on March 15, 2017 at 4:09pm

Close encounters of the Hindu kind.

Comment by Mervin97 on March 15, 2017 at 4:07pm

The day India stood still.

Comment by RunSilent RunDeep on March 15, 2017 at 3:38pm

The Anthony Robbins Seminar, sponsored by Dr. Scholls, was a success!

Comment by RunSilent RunDeep on March 15, 2017 at 3:32pm

Karma caught up with them when they ran into 'No Shirt. Nor Shoes. No Service.'

Comment by RunSilent RunDeep on March 15, 2017 at 3:28pm

After hearing the Dalai Lama speak, the rush to buy urban dictionaries was imperative.

Comment by RunSilent RunDeep on March 15, 2017 at 3:25pm

A dropped post-card read, "Greetings from another brother, from another life- Vishnu Were Here!"

Comment by RunSilent RunDeep on March 15, 2017 at 3:16pm

Their Zen thought for the day: With redemption, comes earphones.

Comment by RunSilent RunDeep on March 15, 2017 at 3:14pm

The monks from the House of the Rising Sun, New Orleans chapter, embark on their religious pilgrimage to Tahiti.

Comment by MacSpruce on March 15, 2017 at 11:46am

They've been known to get quite sentimental while engaging in dental hygiene, prompting reports of sighing flossers.

Comment by VomitFlop on March 15, 2017 at 11:42am

"So, this is what hippies look like now? Are you sure we landed in the right decade, Xetoklug?"

Comment by VomitFlop on March 15, 2017 at 10:31am

"Sorry, fellas, but you gotta bring some shoes with you if you're coming along. We just swept up in here."

Comment by VomitFlop on March 15, 2017 at 10:27am

"Trump thinks his pithy little wall can keep us out? We'll see about that."

Comment by VomitFlop on March 15, 2017 at 10:24am

"Listen, you assholes can travel the Universe internally, but if there's a fucking spaceship available then I'm hoping aboard for a joyride."

Comment by VomitFlop on March 15, 2017 at 10:22am

"I hope they don't plan on violating our vows of celibacy with their probes."

Comment by VomitFlop on March 15, 2017 at 10:21am

Aura 51

Comment by AKAAB on March 15, 2017 at 9:26am

Crap! Looks like they're making another Indiana Jones movie...

Comment by AKAAB on March 15, 2017 at 9:24am

No, sects in the air does not mean you're in the Mile High Club. 

Comment by AKAAB on March 15, 2017 at 9:22am

That'll be $45 dollars for the carry-on...

Comment by AKAAB on March 15, 2017 at 9:20am

"Back of the line!" said the Scientologists.

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