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Caption Contest 03-15-2017

Honorable Mentions:

"Is there room for more than a carry-on if we're going to travel into the space between spaces?" - Ian

"Back of the line!" said the Scientologists. - AKAAB


Special In Space No One Can Hear You Groan Wordplay Awards:

They don't have any Carrion Luggage... they're vegetarians. - 38chrysler

They've been known to get quite sentimental while engaging in dental hygiene, prompting reports of sighing flossers. - MacSpruce

A dropped post-card read, "Greetings from another brother, from another life- Vishnu Were Here!" - RunSilent RunDeep

Even the best monk needs a little help reaching a higher plane of existence every now and Zen. - Scrunt


Bronze:

"The deportation force is strong with this one." - Rosedude

Silver:

It's too heavy to take off, captain, it needs enlightenment. - Rotwang

Gold:

no shoes, no shirt, no uranus. - mellowpuma

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Comment by JJJ23 on March 15, 2017 at 9:11pm

Call'em and tell'em not to let the spaceship leave without us or we'll never get to Buddha Town or whatever the fuck this is.

Comment by JJJ23 on March 15, 2017 at 9:08pm

Why do we have to carry all this stuff, couldn't we just use a dalai?

Comment by JJJ23 on March 15, 2017 at 9:06pm

They told me it'd be a journey to enlightenment, but this is getting ridiculous.

Comment by Bill Staples on March 15, 2017 at 7:39pm
In space no one can hear you chant
Comment by Iverneil on March 15, 2017 at 6:53pm

They lead a very cymbal life

Comment by Mervin97 on March 15, 2017 at 4:36pm

"It's better then drinking Kool-aid."

Comment by Mervin97 on March 15, 2017 at 4:09pm

Close encounters of the Hindu kind.

Comment by Mervin97 on March 15, 2017 at 4:07pm

The day India stood still.

Comment by RunSilent RunDeep on March 15, 2017 at 3:38pm

The Anthony Robbins Seminar, sponsored by Dr. Scholls, was a success!

Comment by RunSilent RunDeep on March 15, 2017 at 3:32pm

Karma caught up with them when they ran into 'No Shirt. Nor Shoes. No Service.'

Comment by RunSilent RunDeep on March 15, 2017 at 3:28pm

After hearing the Dalai Lama speak, the rush to buy urban dictionaries was imperative.

Comment by RunSilent RunDeep on March 15, 2017 at 3:25pm

A dropped post-card read, "Greetings from another brother, from another life- Vishnu Were Here!"

Comment by RunSilent RunDeep on March 15, 2017 at 3:16pm

Their Zen thought for the day: With redemption, comes earphones.

Comment by RunSilent RunDeep on March 15, 2017 at 3:14pm

The monks from the House of the Rising Sun, New Orleans chapter, embark on their religious pilgrimage to Tahiti.

Comment by MacSpruce on March 15, 2017 at 11:46am

They've been known to get quite sentimental while engaging in dental hygiene, prompting reports of sighing flossers.

Comment by VomitFlop on March 15, 2017 at 11:42am

"So, this is what hippies look like now? Are you sure we landed in the right decade, Xetoklug?"

Comment by VomitFlop on March 15, 2017 at 10:31am

"Sorry, fellas, but you gotta bring some shoes with you if you're coming along. We just swept up in here."

Comment by VomitFlop on March 15, 2017 at 10:27am

"Trump thinks his pithy little wall can keep us out? We'll see about that."

Comment by VomitFlop on March 15, 2017 at 10:24am

"Listen, you assholes can travel the Universe internally, but if there's a fucking spaceship available then I'm hoping aboard for a joyride."

Comment by VomitFlop on March 15, 2017 at 10:22am

"I hope they don't plan on violating our vows of celibacy with their probes."

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