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Caption Contest 03-15-2017

Honorable Mentions:

"Is there room for more than a carry-on if we're going to travel into the space between spaces?" - Ian

"Back of the line!" said the Scientologists. - AKAAB


Special In Space No One Can Hear You Groan Wordplay Awards:

They don't have any Carrion Luggage... they're vegetarians. - 38chrysler

They've been known to get quite sentimental while engaging in dental hygiene, prompting reports of sighing flossers. - MacSpruce

A dropped post-card read, "Greetings from another brother, from another life- Vishnu Were Here!" - RunSilent RunDeep

Even the best monk needs a little help reaching a higher plane of existence every now and Zen. - Scrunt


Bronze:

"The deportation force is strong with this one." - Rosedude

Silver:

It's too heavy to take off, captain, it needs enlightenment. - Rotwang

Gold:

no shoes, no shirt, no uranus. - mellowpuma

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Comment by VomitFlop on March 15, 2017 at 10:21am

Aura 51

Comment by AKAAB on March 15, 2017 at 9:26am

Crap! Looks like they're making another Indiana Jones movie...

Comment by AKAAB on March 15, 2017 at 9:24am

No, sects in the air does not mean you're in the Mile High Club. 

Comment by AKAAB on March 15, 2017 at 9:22am

That'll be $45 dollars for the carry-on...

Comment by AKAAB on March 15, 2017 at 9:20am

"Back of the line!" said the Scientologists.

Comment by Mario!!! on March 15, 2017 at 9:07am

"Nirvana?  My dear monk, where we're going, we don't need to reach Nirvana!"

Comment by Mario!!! on March 15, 2017 at 9:02am

♫ ♫  Hey, hey, we're the Monkees.  And people say we monkey around  ♫ ♫

Comment by 38chrysler on March 15, 2017 at 8:24am

Virgin Airlines welcomes its new Flight Crew.

Comment by 38chrysler on March 15, 2017 at 8:22am

Most Buddhists dont need a Space Ship to blastoff out of this world.... a box of matches and a gallon of gas usually does the trick.

Comment by 38chrysler on March 15, 2017 at 8:18am

...somehow this isn't the 72 Virgins I was planning on...

Comment by 38chrysler on March 15, 2017 at 8:16am

Buddha really put on some weight, Master...

No, Grasshopper... that was Jabba..

Comment by 38chrysler on March 15, 2017 at 8:08am

They dont have any Carrion Luggage... they're vegetarians.

Comment by 38chrysler on March 15, 2017 at 8:06am

I wish when transgenders wear a dress they would at least buy a wig and put on some make-up.

Comment by Rosedude on March 15, 2017 at 7:08am

"The deportation force is strong with this one."

Comment by Bill Staples on March 15, 2017 at 6:14am
The path to redemption is long way indeed....pack accordingly
Comment by mellowpuma on March 15, 2017 at 3:46am

why are there so many songs about re incar nation,

and what's on the space ship ride?

Comment by mellowpuma on March 15, 2017 at 3:43am

being vegitarians, these hari kirshnas are on the no fry list.

Comment by mellowpuma on March 15, 2017 at 3:39am

no shoes, no shirt, no uranus.

Comment by MacSpruce on March 15, 2017 at 3:39am

…To baldly go where no one has gone before.

Comment by mellowpuma on March 15, 2017 at 3:34am

they've been waiting sarong

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