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Caption Contest 03-15-2017

Honorable Mentions:

"Is there room for more than a carry-on if we're going to travel into the space between spaces?" - Ian

"Back of the line!" said the Scientologists. - AKAAB


Special In Space No One Can Hear You Groan Wordplay Awards:

They don't have any Carrion Luggage... they're vegetarians. - 38chrysler

They've been known to get quite sentimental while engaging in dental hygiene, prompting reports of sighing flossers. - MacSpruce

A dropped post-card read, "Greetings from another brother, from another life- Vishnu Were Here!" - RunSilent RunDeep

Even the best monk needs a little help reaching a higher plane of existence every now and Zen. - Scrunt


Bronze:

"The deportation force is strong with this one." - Rosedude

Silver:

It's too heavy to take off, captain, it needs enlightenment. - Rotwang

Gold:

no shoes, no shirt, no uranus. - mellowpuma

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Comment by RoadKillHairPiece on March 22, 2017 at 6:30pm
Bridesmaids and caterers for a really bad wedding.
Comment by JJJ23 on March 20, 2017 at 10:59pm

I don't know about you guys but my feet are killing me. If I don't find nirvana soon I'm gonna blow the back of my head off with a shotgun, leaving my heroin addict wife to totally fuck up raising my infant daughter. Sorry guys, these foot aches get me real specific about stuff.

Comment by AKAAB on March 18, 2017 at 12:13pm

Deportation...teleportation...whatever it takes to get rid of illegal aliens.

Comment by AKAAB on March 18, 2017 at 12:13pm

Deportation...teleportation...whatever it takes to get rid of illegal aliens.

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on March 17, 2017 at 2:11pm

No shirts, no shoes, no service!

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on March 17, 2017 at 2:05pm

Orange you glad you flew Chipmonk Airlines?

Comment by VomitFlop on March 17, 2017 at 11:20am

Tibet Your Life

Comment by Hugh Jassole on March 17, 2017 at 5:43am

"Hey, hey, we're the Monkees / And people say we monkey around / But we're too busy singing / To put anybody down…"

Comment by Hugh Jassole on March 17, 2017 at 5:39am

It's fashion week in Kuala Lumpur! 

Comment by mellowpuma on March 17, 2017 at 3:27am

oh, so the monks are just saving themselves for the planet full of hot babes!  now buddism makes total sense.

Comment by mellowpuma on March 17, 2017 at 3:26am

we've been observing impermanence here since the 1960's.

Comment by mellowpuma on March 17, 2017 at 2:42am

with 6 you get eggroll. with 1,000,000 you get spaceship.

Comment by RoadKillHairPiece on March 16, 2017 at 10:33pm
Boarding hoarders and zealots first.
Comment by RoadKillHairPiece on March 16, 2017 at 9:25pm
TSA confiscated their exploding Birkenstocks.
Comment by RoadKillHairPiece on March 16, 2017 at 9:20pm
Thought of as kind and giving, but because they go commando, they all have mean streaks.
Comment by RoadKillHairPiece on March 16, 2017 at 9:15pm
Brown bagging it.
Comment by Scrunt on March 16, 2017 at 5:44pm

Shaolin vs Aliens

Comment by Scrunt on March 16, 2017 at 5:44pm

“Fuck this, I’m converting to Mormon!”

Comment by Scrunt on March 16, 2017 at 5:43pm

“I’m sorry, but per Trump’s executive order, ALL illegal aliens are subject to deportation.  You’re all going to have to go back to Xerabrox 9.”

Comment by Scrunt on March 16, 2017 at 5:43pm

The kids were all heartbroken to discover that not all golden arches are gateways to McDonald’s.

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