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Caption Contest 03-13-2020

Horrible Mentions:

"Attention KKK-Mart Shoppers..." - Ian

The only way this could be creepier is if there were baby dolls in everyone's shopping carts. - Mervin97

Very fine people, no doubt. - Rosedude

Benighted Bronze:

Maybe it is better to curse the darkness.... - Mike McHuman

Sisters of the Express Checkout Silver:

ELEVEN ITEMS OR LESS! 

ELEVEN ITEMS OR LESS! 

ELEVEN ITEMS OR LESS! 

ELEVEN ITEMS OR LESS! - Rotwang

Good Old Fashioned Family Values Gold:

You just march yourselves back in the other direction, go home! Make some dinner! - Iverneil

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Comment by mellowpuma on March 27, 2020 at 10:49am

to those who are about to find waldo, we salute you.

Comment by Ironweed on March 20, 2020 at 11:37am

The new French Revolution.

Comment by Ironweed on March 20, 2020 at 11:36am

Sung to ''I'd Like to Teach the World to Sing.'

Comment by JJJ23 on March 18, 2020 at 10:33pm

Don't put the cart before the discourse.

Comment by MacSpruce on March 17, 2020 at 8:53am

For every witch who belongs to the coven, 

a tender young baby to roast in the oven.

Comment by MacSpruce on March 17, 2020 at 8:52am

When the going gets weird, the weird go baby shopping.

Comment by MacSpruce on March 17, 2020 at 8:51am

Putting the carts before the horde.

Comment by Rosedude on March 16, 2020 at 7:01pm

Very fine people, no doubt.

Comment by Iverneil on March 16, 2020 at 5:57pm

I’m here to announce that you all got punked!! There is no contest!!

Comment by Iverneil on March 16, 2020 at 5:53pm

You just march yourselves back in the other direction, go home! Make some dinner!

Comment by Mario!!! on March 16, 2020 at 9:13am

The Sisterhood of the Traveling Chants

Comment by Mario!!! on March 16, 2020 at 9:00am

I just don't get The Leftovers.

Comment by Mervin97 on March 15, 2020 at 5:59am

To add insult to injury no one returned their cart to the proper area.

Comment by Mervin97 on March 15, 2020 at 5:57am

The only way this could be creepier is if there were baby dolls in everyone's shopping carts.

Comment by Mervin97 on March 15, 2020 at 5:54am

"I'll give you my Toilet paper when you pry it from my cold dead hands."

Comment by Mervin97 on March 15, 2020 at 5:47am

Make America shop again.

Comment by Mike McHuman on March 15, 2020 at 1:31am

Maybe it is better to curse the darkness....

Comment by Scrunt on March 14, 2020 at 2:25pm

Pussy Riot

Comment by Scrunt on March 14, 2020 at 2:17pm

"Everyone lock your doors and take shelter!  There's a shopping spree coming our way!"

Comment by Ian on March 14, 2020 at 2:10pm

♪ ♫ ♬ Don't you, forget about us.. ♪ ♫ ♬

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