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Caption Contest 03-13-2019

Bronze:

"Ok, show of hands, who here still wants to have sex with her now that she's dead?" - Mario!!!

Silver:

Might want to re-think that whole breaking through the glass ceiling thing. - MacSpruce

Gold:

Leer & Floating in Las Vegas - VomitFlop

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Comment by Rotwang on April 1, 2019 at 2:28pm

The perfect whorm.

Comment by Rotwang on April 1, 2019 at 2:27pm

Tidal Rave

Comment by mellowpuma on March 29, 2019 at 3:19am

the women seem to be checking their phones.  perhaps a scantily clad other lady distracting their husbands and boyfriends doesn't capture their fancy.

Comment by RunSilent RunDeep on March 26, 2019 at 4:18pm

Tiffany?

Comment by blkbwayne on March 21, 2019 at 7:23pm

A Tidal Rave

Comment by JJJ23 on March 19, 2019 at 9:15am

At Club Natalie Wood there's no reservations required, just Walken.

Comment by mellowpuma on March 19, 2019 at 12:51am

one lady down there keeps it from being weird, i wonder how much they're paying her.

Comment by mellowpuma on March 19, 2019 at 12:49am

if they can kill spiderman in a movie, anything can happen i guess.

Comment by mellowpuma on March 19, 2019 at 12:47am

a ceo heard the term "glass ceiling" and thought: huh, i wonder what a stripper could do up there.

Comment by MacSpruce on March 15, 2019 at 9:19pm

Admiral, there be whales here!

Comment by MacSpruce on March 15, 2019 at 9:16pm

That was the moment she reached bottom.

Comment by MacSpruce on March 15, 2019 at 9:13pm

Might want to re-think that whole breaking through the glass ceiling thing.

Comment by KariGrant on March 15, 2019 at 9:30am

Why do you think they call them "roofies?"

Comment by Ian on March 14, 2019 at 9:17pm

"Paige Matthews is practicing her floating witch-face!"

Comment by KariGrant on March 14, 2019 at 9:14pm

I never knew Moms Mabley liked to line dance.

Comment by Scrunt on March 14, 2019 at 5:12pm

Hope Floats 2 was a little different.

Comment by Scrunt on March 14, 2019 at 5:12pm

And that was the day Bobby Freeman got the idea for his dance craze inducing single, “C’mon and Swim.”

Comment by Scrunt on March 14, 2019 at 5:11pm

When Jane told everyone she planned on making a big splash that night at the company party, no one thought she meant it literally.

Comment by Scrunt on March 14, 2019 at 5:11pm

♪ ♪ Oh, what a feeling, when we're swimming on the ceiling ♪ ♪

Comment by Scrunt on March 14, 2019 at 5:11pm

Who says you can’t throw a mostly successful pool party for people who can’t swim?

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