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It was all fun and games until the ceiling started leaking.
What would Michael Phelps do?
This one time at Jacques Cousteau's house...
Club-goers get an Ariel view.
The night was ruined by a drunk with a pen knife.
Turn loose the crack in.
And that’s why they say she’s “Fun at party’s”
"Hey look, she's got gills back here too!"
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Universal Studios Hollywood's new Natalie Wood exhibit is as beautiful as it is inappropriate.
"Ok, show of hands, who here still wants to have sex with her now that she's dead?"
Best acid ever.
"Show of hands, how many people see a women in the ceiling?"
Put your hands in the air if you just don't care, that someone is drowning above you.
The new scoring system in synchronized swimming is confusing.
"Hate to burst your bubble, but I'm sure she's not breathing."
"Hey, do you guys see Ling?"
Everyday is Jelloween at Bill Cosby's version of Neverland.
"No, you assholes, try to raise the roof so I can get the hell outta here!"
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