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Caption Contest 03-13-2019

Bronze:

"Ok, show of hands, who here still wants to have sex with her now that she's dead?" - Mario!!!

Silver:

Might want to re-think that whole breaking through the glass ceiling thing. - MacSpruce

Gold:

Leer & Floating in Las Vegas - VomitFlop

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Comment by Gerhardguffaw on March 14, 2019 at 3:42pm

It was all fun and games until the ceiling started leaking.

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on March 14, 2019 at 3:06pm

What would Michael Phelps do?

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on March 14, 2019 at 2:57pm

This one time at Jacques Cousteau's house...

Comment by Rodney Dean on March 13, 2019 at 10:25pm

Club-goers get an Ariel view.

Comment by Iverneil on March 13, 2019 at 8:57pm

The night was ruined by a drunk with a pen knife.

Comment by Iverneil on March 13, 2019 at 8:54pm

Turn loose the crack in.

Comment by Iverneil on March 13, 2019 at 8:54pm

And that’s why they say she’s “Fun at party’s”

Comment by Ian on March 13, 2019 at 8:26pm

"Hey look, she's got gills back here too!"

Comment by Ian on March 13, 2019 at 8:20pm

The Shapely Water

Comment by Mario!!! on March 13, 2019 at 9:40am

Universal Studios Hollywood's new Natalie Wood exhibit is as beautiful as it is inappropriate.

Comment by Mario!!! on March 13, 2019 at 9:08am

"Ok, show of hands, who here still wants to have sex with her now that she's dead?"

Comment by Mervin97 on March 13, 2019 at 6:52am

Best acid ever.

Comment by Mervin97 on March 13, 2019 at 6:51am

"Show of hands, how many people see a women in the ceiling?"

Comment by Mervin97 on March 13, 2019 at 6:46am

Put your hands in the air if you just don't care, that someone is drowning above you.

Comment by Mervin97 on March 13, 2019 at 6:38am

The new scoring system in synchronized swimming is confusing.  

Comment by VomitFlop on March 12, 2019 at 11:36pm

"Hate to burst your bubble, but I'm sure she's not breathing."

Comment by VomitFlop on March 12, 2019 at 11:34pm

"Hey, do you guys see Ling?"

Comment by VomitFlop on March 12, 2019 at 11:33pm

Everyday is Jelloween at Bill Cosby's version of Neverland.

Comment by VomitFlop on March 12, 2019 at 11:31pm

"No, you assholes, try to raise the roof so I can get the hell outta here!"

Comment by VomitFlop on March 12, 2019 at 11:30pm

Leer & Floating in Las Vegas

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