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And we never saw Stephen Hawking ever again. - Mario!!!
Just Another Roadside Abstraction - MacSpruce
The Andromeda Stain - Scrunt
No use in crying over spilled Milky Way. - VomitFlop
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Oh man, let me tell you, it was the worst universe in the coffee. And no, it's not because of my concussion you tell me, oh man. Cantaloupe.
Wanna take a cosmic trip? There's an ape for that.
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It has parsecs a peel.
As it turns out the universe was created by God, when some jock knocked his lunch out of his hands in middle school. Nah, I'm just fuckin' with you. - Stephen Hawking
If you wanna' get away in a hurry, peel out.
in space, no one can smear your cream
the solo cup is alone in the universe.
glass half full of cosmic horror.
Just Another Roadside Abstraction
They had it wrong..... Seems it was the Flying Banana Monster all along...
Oil spill causes mass exodus of one banana!
The next time you need an oil change, don't go to Iffy Lube!
Millennials grandchildren will wonder why they idolize one type of garbage from one era
It's not expanding as fast as Starbucks locations.
The Creamer Way.
If you break it, it's seven years bad look.
Wait. This isn't Narnia!
Yeah. He got fined for littering, but he apeeled it.
Garbage's dream is to get my dog to eat it and go straight to the top of the garbage food chain
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