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Caption Contest 03-12-2018

Special Prescient Prognostication Award:

And we never saw Stephen Hawking ever again. - Mario!!!

Bronze:

Just Another Roadside Abstraction - MacSpruce

Silver:

The Andromeda Stain - Scrunt

Gold:

No use in crying over spilled Milky Way. - VomitFlop

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Comment by JJJ23 on March 26, 2018 at 8:58pm

Oh man, let me tell you, it was the worst universe in the coffee. And no, it's not because of my concussion you tell me, oh man. Cantaloupe.

Comment by Scrunt on March 17, 2018 at 10:31am

Wanna take a cosmic trip?  There's an ape for that.

Comment by MacSpruce on March 15, 2018 at 8:25pm

Tired of toiling six days out of seven without a break, just to create a lousy universe?

Now there's new Cosmos in a Cup® !!! Try some today!

Comment by MacSpruce on March 15, 2018 at 8:22pm

It has parsecs a peel.

Comment by JJJ23 on March 14, 2018 at 9:28pm

As it turns out the universe was created by God, when some jock knocked his lunch out of his hands in middle school. Nah, I'm just fuckin' with you. - Stephen Hawking

Comment by KariGrant on March 13, 2018 at 11:27pm

If you wanna' get away in a hurry, peel out.

Comment by mellowpuma on March 13, 2018 at 10:48pm

in space, no one can smear your cream

Comment by mellowpuma on March 13, 2018 at 10:46pm

the solo cup is alone in the universe.

Comment by mellowpuma on March 13, 2018 at 10:14pm

glass half full of cosmic horror.

Comment by MacSpruce on March 13, 2018 at 6:46pm

Just Another Roadside Abstraction

Comment by 38chrysler on March 13, 2018 at 4:24pm

They had it wrong..... Seems it was the Flying Banana Monster all along...

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on March 13, 2018 at 12:44pm

News Flash... 

Oil spill causes mass exodus of one banana!

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on March 13, 2018 at 12:35pm

The next time you need an oil change, don't go to Iffy Lube!

Comment by Whiz Kid on March 13, 2018 at 10:53am

Millennials grandchildren will wonder why they idolize one type of garbage from one era

Comment by Rotwang on March 13, 2018 at 9:48am

It's not expanding as fast as Starbucks locations.  

Comment by Rotwang on March 13, 2018 at 9:46am

The Creamer Way. 

Comment by KariGrant on March 12, 2018 at 9:45pm

If you break it, it's seven years bad look.

Comment by KariGrant on March 12, 2018 at 9:44pm

Wait. This isn't Narnia!

Comment by KariGrant on March 12, 2018 at 9:43pm

Yeah. He got fined for littering, but he apeeled it.

Comment by Whiz Kid on March 12, 2018 at 5:56pm

Garbage's dream is to get my dog to eat it and go straight to the top of the garbage food chain

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