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In a banana peel, far, far away...
Heaven on Earth
You just know those Flat Earthers are going to throw this in our face.
Don’t ask me why, but I find the idea of having a little space to myself quite a peeling.
“What, haven’t you ever seen Folgers Crystals before?”
The Andromeda Stain
Ooo, more fuel for the Flux Capacitor!
"I told you this would happen if we did the Time Warp again!"
And we never saw Stephen Hawking ever again.
This mess is just going to keep expanding and expanding for a infinite amount of time.
George the ape didn't do as good a job at protecting another universe as his friend Horton did.
After global annhilation the only thing remaining will be the next first masterbating man whose sperm turns into babies
Black asphalt hole.
On the first day God slipped on a banana peel and created the universe.
Could a know-it-all win a baby naming contest if I gave birth to infinity different babies?
don't feed coke zero after midnight.
"Roads? Where we're going we don't need more than one road."
Anyone who thinks the Earth is flat is being fed total garbage.
"It's a storm in a teacup."
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