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Caption Contest 03-12-2017

Special Prognostrilcation Awards:

This was predicted by Nostrildamus. - KariGrant

Fortune Smellers - Iverneil


Special Paranoiac Conperspiration Theory Awards:

Axillae of Evil - MacSpruce

the anti pornograpy crowd is creating boner destroying images and spreading them across the internet. - mellowpuma


Special Cruel and Unusually Pungent Pun Awards:

My Brother is a Scientist also... He's a real fart smeller. - 38chrysler

Glandsnost - Ian

Smellderly - Rotwang


Bronze:

I'm not complaining. I used to work in the Toilet Paper department... - AKAAB

Silver:

Working in a sweatshop. - RoadKillHairPiece

Gold:

Far too many people get caught up in being taken to Funkytown without considering the repercussions of what comes after. - JJJ23

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Comment by VomitFlop on March 13, 2017 at 3:04pm

♫ I put a smell on you because you're mine. 

Comment by VomitFlop on March 13, 2017 at 3:00pm

Right Guards

Comment by VomitFlop on March 13, 2017 at 2:56pm

Turns out you also have the right to bare armpits.

Comment by VomitFlop on March 13, 2017 at 2:55pm

"Right, now show me again how you make those clever fart noises."

Comment by VomitFlop on March 13, 2017 at 2:54pm

Brads' Pits

Comment by VomitFlop on March 13, 2017 at 2:54pm

Odor Eaters

Comment by mellowpuma on March 13, 2017 at 1:49pm

the pit crew

Comment by Rosedude on March 13, 2017 at 11:43am

TSA inspections are the pits.

Comment by Mario!!! on March 13, 2017 at 8:49am

"I smell old people.  All the time.  They're everywhere."

Comment by Mario!!! on March 13, 2017 at 8:39am

"What a pitiful group of specimens you all are."

Comment by Hugh Jassole on March 13, 2017 at 5:47am

Qualifying for social security just got tougher.....

Comment by Hugh Jassole on March 12, 2017 at 10:40pm

ancient Scandinavian mating rituals.....

Comment by RoadKillHairPiece on March 12, 2017 at 8:27pm
The next exam involves bending over. 60% of examiners tender their resignation; the rest work for free.
Comment by RoadKillHairPiece on March 12, 2017 at 8:21pm
High-end assisted living facilities go well beyond assuring that their residents haven't crapped their pants.
Comment by RoadKillHairPiece on March 12, 2017 at 8:16pm
The average pheromone sniffer dry humps six trees and a stop sign while walking home.
Comment by RoadKillHairPiece on March 12, 2017 at 7:07pm
Membership in AARP requires rigorous testing.
Comment by Scrunt on March 12, 2017 at 4:35pm

And you think your job stinks!

Comment by Iverneil on March 12, 2017 at 4:33pm

Would you just look at me  please

Comment by Iverneil on March 12, 2017 at 4:29pm

Goddamn it Festus!! I done tole you to stop coming here!

Comment by Iverneil on March 12, 2017 at 4:27pm

Jobs! so many Jobs!! there will be so many jobs you'll get tired of hearing about so many jobs....Bigly

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