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Caption Contest 03-12-2017

Special Prognostrilcation Awards:

This was predicted by Nostrildamus. - KariGrant

Fortune Smellers - Iverneil


Special Paranoiac Conperspiration Theory Awards:

Axillae of Evil - MacSpruce

the anti pornograpy crowd is creating boner destroying images and spreading them across the internet. - mellowpuma


Special Cruel and Unusually Pungent Pun Awards:

My Brother is a Scientist also... He's a real fart smeller. - 38chrysler

Glandsnost - Ian

Smellderly - Rotwang


Bronze:

I'm not complaining. I used to work in the Toilet Paper department... - AKAAB

Silver:

Working in a sweatshop. - RoadKillHairPiece

Gold:

Far too many people get caught up in being taken to Funkytown without considering the repercussions of what comes after. - JJJ23

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Comment by 38chrysler on March 12, 2017 at 8:13am

The TSA Inspections are much different in France.

Comment by 38chrysler on March 12, 2017 at 8:11am

...well actually my job isn't that bad... now drop your pants and wait in the next room for the other Surveyors.

Comment by 38chrysler on March 12, 2017 at 8:03am

...think that's bad you should smell my nuts...

Comment by Hugh Jassole on March 12, 2017 at 7:56am

This was Trump's "great idea." Apparently, you can't smell like a Muslim either. 

Comment by Rosedude on March 12, 2017 at 7:52am

Armpits aren't so bad.  These republican women had to hold their noses to vote for Trump.

Comment by MacSpruce on March 12, 2017 at 7:17am

Not the most pleasant bunch of people, but still better than the assholes she used to work with..

Comment by MacSpruce on March 12, 2017 at 6:17am

Axillae of Evil

Comment by MacSpruce on March 12, 2017 at 6:16am

This job's the pits.

Comment by mellowpuma on March 12, 2017 at 5:50am

acceptance to the republican ballot in most states involves some pretty rigorous vetting.

Comment by mellowpuma on March 12, 2017 at 5:47am

science?  isn't that for gays and jews?  we're white men!

Comment by mellowpuma on March 12, 2017 at 5:44am

pills is for make worker strong and virile.  are you ready for girl's gymnastics squad?  take pills.  then you try balance beam.

Comment by Mervin97 on March 12, 2017 at 5:41am

"Smells like armpit, huh, go figure."

Comment by mellowpuma on March 12, 2017 at 5:41am

trumpcare: a lady smells you.  you're welcome.  go home. whatever.

Comment by mellowpuma on March 12, 2017 at 5:40am

who knew death panels would be kinda sexy.

Comment by Mervin97 on March 12, 2017 at 5:40am

"Just once I would like the women to be skins."

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