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Caption Contest 03-12-2017

Special Prognostrilcation Awards:

This was predicted by Nostrildamus. - KariGrant

Fortune Smellers - Iverneil


Special Paranoiac Conperspiration Theory Awards:

Axillae of Evil - MacSpruce

the anti pornograpy crowd is creating boner destroying images and spreading them across the internet. - mellowpuma


Special Cruel and Unusually Pungent Pun Awards:

My Brother is a Scientist also... He's a real fart smeller. - 38chrysler

Glandsnost - Ian

Smellderly - Rotwang


Bronze:

I'm not complaining. I used to work in the Toilet Paper department... - AKAAB

Silver:

Working in a sweatshop. - RoadKillHairPiece

Gold:

Far too many people get caught up in being taken to Funkytown without considering the repercussions of what comes after. - JJJ23

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Comment by Gerhardguffaw on March 12, 2017 at 10:30am

Sniff, sniff, hurl...

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on March 12, 2017 at 10:24am

Norma knew it was just a matter of time before she would fall under the spell of Stinky Poindexter.

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on March 12, 2017 at 10:19am

Trumpcare will include one free pit stop.

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on March 12, 2017 at 10:15am

When Harry Met Sally

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on March 12, 2017 at 10:10am

Smelly Katz

Comment by KariGrant on March 12, 2017 at 9:19am

This was predicted by Nostrildamus.

Comment by 38chrysler on March 12, 2017 at 9:01am

My Brother is a Scientist also... He's a real fart smeller.

Comment by 38chrysler on March 12, 2017 at 8:57am

No no no... I said to find the White House LEAKER, not reeker...

Comment by 38chrysler on March 12, 2017 at 8:53am

Well, Honey... how were things down at the O Factory today?

Comment by Bill Staples on March 12, 2017 at 8:22am
Speed Stick the early years
Comment by Bill Staples on March 12, 2017 at 8:21am
We heard about the so called death panels but smell panels?
Comment by 38chrysler on March 12, 2017 at 8:13am

The TSA Inspections are much different in France.

Comment by 38chrysler on March 12, 2017 at 8:11am

...well actually my job isn't that bad... now drop your pants and wait in the next room for the other Surveyors.

Comment by 38chrysler on March 12, 2017 at 8:03am

...think that's bad you should smell my nuts...

Comment by Hugh Jassole on March 12, 2017 at 7:56am

This was Trump's "great idea." Apparently, you can't smell like a Muslim either. 

Comment by Rosedude on March 12, 2017 at 7:52am

Armpits aren't so bad.  These republican women had to hold their noses to vote for Trump.

Comment by MacSpruce on March 12, 2017 at 7:17am

Not the most pleasant bunch of people, but still better than the assholes she used to work with..

Comment by MacSpruce on March 12, 2017 at 6:17am

Axillae of Evil

Comment by MacSpruce on March 12, 2017 at 6:16am

This job's the pits.

Comment by mellowpuma on March 12, 2017 at 5:50am

acceptance to the republican ballot in most states involves some pretty rigorous vetting.

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