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Caption Contest 03-10-2020

Honorable Mentions:

Marcus just couldn't decide if the glass was half empty or half full. - VomitFlop

"My urine is a little dark, better get to the urologist." - Mervin97

Casual Fridays can be a slippery slope. - MacSpruce

Bronze:

“Does anyone have a cigar? I left mine in my other robe.” - Scrunt

Silver:

Yeah, I think I'm gonna have to miss another week of work. This Crown Royal Virus is killing me. - JJJ23

Gold:

Social distancing?  Not gonna be a problem for him. - Rosedude

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Comment by mellowpuma on March 27, 2020 at 10:48am

what would an eggplant emoji look like, if it were a real person?

Comment by JJJ23 on March 25, 2020 at 10:53pm

Who's pee is this?

Comment by Ironweed on March 20, 2020 at 11:44am

I'll take 'Famous Professors', for $200 Alex.

Comment by Ironweed on March 20, 2020 at 11:41am

An orange belt in couch potato.

Comment by Ironweed on March 20, 2020 at 11:40am

Amizon hr manager.

Comment by JJJ23 on March 18, 2020 at 10:42pm

I think I can strange him.

Comment by Mike McHuman on March 15, 2020 at 2:00am

At Paul Masson, we will sell no bourbon to a wino before his time.

Comment by Mike McHuman on March 15, 2020 at 1:58am

If you look closely, you can hear the ocean roar.

Comment by Rotwang on March 14, 2020 at 9:25am

No officer, I'm not drunk at all; I'm totally dry. 

Comment by Ian on March 13, 2020 at 7:15pm

"Tell McCall I plan to die just like my brother."

Comment by Iverneil on March 13, 2020 at 6:20pm

The Redcoats are coming, silently.

Comment by Iverneil on March 13, 2020 at 6:19pm

The second coming of Christ was radically different than the first.

Comment by Iverneil on March 13, 2020 at 6:17pm

And still none of them hit on me!

Comment by Ian on March 12, 2020 at 9:42pm

Got a problem?  Odds against you?

Call the Equalizer

212-555-4200

Comment by MacSpruce on March 12, 2020 at 9:21pm

Casual Fridays can be a slippery slope.

Comment by JJJ23 on March 12, 2020 at 12:41pm

Yeah, I think I'm gonna have to miss another week of work. This Crown Royal Virus is killing me.

Comment by MacSpruce on March 12, 2020 at 10:37am

“What the hell? This isn’t even real crystal.”

Comment by MacSpruce on March 12, 2020 at 10:37am

Beyond Beds & Baths

Comment by Mervin97 on March 12, 2020 at 6:07am

"I had to give up everything I owned but Pappy Van Winkle's is worth it."

Comment by Mervin97 on March 12, 2020 at 6:05am

No St Patrick's day parade, no problem.

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