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What?... No Malt Liquor only water?... I'm Outta Here!
"YOU try pleasing an adult woman when your penis is three inches!!"
"I'm crushing your head!"
"What about Procol? They had a harem, right?!"
All I know is I woke up and my pants were unbuttoned!
I was helping them with homework!!
Hey!.... My Eyes Are Up Here!...
To flee or not to flee!! That is the question!
"Somebody better get me a chair with proper lumbar support!"
Why should I have to be the only man from my neighborhood ever to pay Child Support?
"Thanks to Peyronie's disease it's shaped like this!"
"You think white men are the only ones entitled to thinking they're entitled?!?"
♫ ♫ I believe I can fly... under the radar ♫ ♫
Enduring R. Kelly
"If I wanted to get into Double Jeopardy on TV, I would've called Alex Trebek!"
"I'm a little teapot."
"And a very happy International Women's Day to you!!!"
"If the condom don't fit, you must acquit!"
"I'm telling you Gayle, if you was just 50 years younger..."
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