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Comment by 38chrysler on March 9, 2019 at 7:14pm

Forty Bucks for a Blow Job and THAT'S my Final Offer.

Comment by 38chrysler on March 9, 2019 at 7:08pm

What?... No Malt Liquor only water?... I'm Outta Here!

Comment by Ian on March 9, 2019 at 7:07pm

"YOU try pleasing an adult woman when your penis is three inches!!"

Comment by Ian on March 9, 2019 at 7:05pm

"I'm crushing your head!"

Comment by Ian on March 9, 2019 at 7:02pm

"What about Procol?  They had a harem, right?!"

Comment by Iverneil on March 9, 2019 at 7:00pm

All I know is I woke up and my pants were unbuttoned!

Comment by Iverneil on March 9, 2019 at 6:58pm

I was helping them with homework!!

Comment by 38chrysler on March 9, 2019 at 6:56pm

Hey!.... My Eyes Are Up Here!...

Comment by Iverneil on March 9, 2019 at 6:55pm

To flee or not to flee!! That is the question!

Comment by Ian on March 9, 2019 at 6:55pm

"Somebody better get me a chair with proper lumbar support!"

Comment by 38chrysler on March 9, 2019 at 6:50pm

Why should I have to be the only man from my neighborhood ever to pay Child Support?

Comment by Ian on March 9, 2019 at 6:49pm

"Thanks to Peyronie's disease it's shaped like this!"

Comment by Ian on March 9, 2019 at 6:43pm

"You think white men are the only ones entitled to thinking they're entitled?!?"

Comment by Scrunt on March 9, 2019 at 4:12pm

  I believe I can fly... under the radar 

Comment by Scrunt on March 9, 2019 at 3:12pm

Enduring R. Kelly

Comment by Scrunt on March 9, 2019 at 3:08pm

"If I wanted to get into Double Jeopardy on TV, I would've called Alex Trebek!"

Comment by Ian on March 9, 2019 at 3:08pm

"I'm a little teapot."

Comment by Ian on March 9, 2019 at 3:06pm

"And a very happy International Women's Day to you!!!"

Comment by Scrunt on March 9, 2019 at 3:03pm

"If the condom don't fit, you must acquit!"

Comment by Scrunt on March 9, 2019 at 3:03pm

"I'm telling you Gayle, if you was just 50 years younger..."

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