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Caption Contest 03-09-2018

Honorable Mentions:

Be honest, you'd still feel more comfortable seeing him on your plane than a man wearing a taqiyah. - Mario!!!

He got through the metal detector, but the Muslim detector would trip him up. - Rosedude

I've been "Randomly Selected" for extra screening...big surprise. - Rodney Dean

Bronze:

"What are shoes." - Mervin97

Silver:

“Excuse me, has anybody seen a jackal?” - Scrunt

Gold:

Hong Kong???? ... but we were looking for King Kong... - 38chrysler

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Comment by Rotwang on March 9, 2018 at 8:00am

Well, if you prefer, we could put you on a boat instead... and it's free! 

Comment by Rotwang on March 9, 2018 at 7:59am

Sir, you're going to have to come this way, step apartheid from the line. Wait!I mean APART, sorry- APART, oops.

Comment by Rotwang on March 9, 2018 at 7:56am

Ok you caught me, I'm Muslim.

Comment by 38chrysler on March 9, 2018 at 7:55am

Where do we pick-up our Cell Phones and Lap-Tops?

Comment by Mervin97 on March 9, 2018 at 5:53am

"Hey, no shirt, no shoes, no fly."

Comment by KariGrant on March 9, 2018 at 5:52am

Having taken a long time to get to the tribal region, their new "Pokemon" craze has resulted in the new chief being named "Pookachu."

Comment by Mervin97 on March 9, 2018 at 5:49am

"Passports, we don't need no stinking passports."

Comment by KariGrant on March 9, 2018 at 5:47am

Since he went "native" on us, Alfred has become a shell of his former self.

Comment by Mervin97 on March 9, 2018 at 5:45am

"Sorry you can't board the plane with a chandelier on your head."

Comment by Mervin97 on March 9, 2018 at 5:38am

"What are shoes."

Comment by mellowpuma on March 9, 2018 at 4:47am

 he's come to our country to rid us of a great evil.    no wonder trump is so anti immigrant.

Comment by mellowpuma on March 9, 2018 at 4:38am

he has to pass through the metaphysical detector next.  none of us want to relive the events of the brady bunch tiki idol episode.

Comment by mellowpuma on March 9, 2018 at 4:02am

oh geez, another califorina frat boy with a pooka shell necklace.  i get so tired of these guys.

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