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"I hate going through customs... and don't call me Shirley!"
"We come to America to see your favorite tourist attraction... Stormy Daniels!"
"Why does the alarm keep going off? I put my hut key in the blue bin!!!"
"You have to take him at face value."
He got through the metal detector, but the Muslim detector would trip him up.
"The name is Watiki... Wally Watiki."
This is basically how you 'met someone online'.
Customers With Attitude speak please-bonics
"Yes, my name is Chuck & that is my spear."
"Bird shit on my face? No, no, no. That's me cosplaying as Mrs. Doubtfire."
"So, do you also bless the rains down there?"
"Oh, shit. I think that might be my urethra piercing."
"Wakanda? Never heard of it."
"Hey, man, why don't you go bother that guy with the peacock?!"
Some drug mules have discovered it is best to just hide in plain sight.
Be honest, you'd still feel more comfortable seeing him on your plane than a man wearing a taqiyah.
Thanks for flying Aboriginal Airlines... I will be your Pilot today....
Over here guys, I see some white folks... Thank God... I thought we missed the All You Can Eat Buffet...
Sir, we can't let you on the plane wearing that. Cone hats are against regulations.
Well, if you prefer, we could put you on a boat instead... and it's free!
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