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these powders are medicinal, they create slaves for me beyond the grave. yes, by all means, test them. i will see you in 23 years.
i will impregnate lindsey vonn then i will leave this place, where is the one called lindesy vonn? i have seen this ski sports and paper towel advertisements, she will bear strong younglings.
Could I get my AIDS back?
A Tribe Called MapQuest
Is it because I’m black?
But if I take off my belt, you may get an inferiority complex Sir.
I've been "Randomly Selected" for extra screening...big surprise.
In an elaborate scheme, Paul Manafort tries to leave the country
But you can call me Shellton
Whack lives matter.
Hey!... How many heads does a fellow have to shrink to get some service over here?
Hey Mom... it must be raining a lot in Oz... the Tin Man looks really rusty.
Hong Kong???? ... but we were looking for King Kong...
"Congratulations, sir, you've been upgraded to Fierce Class."
“What you mean tiger not comfort animal. Tiger very good comfort animal. No one fuck with you when you have tiger.”
“Vegas, baby! Vegas!”
“The white zone is for sacrificing only. Please do not park your goat in the white zone without a ceremonial dagger.”
“Do I practice black magic? That’s racial profiling, bro!”
“Excuse me, has anybody seen a jackal?”
They booked their trip on Travelostcity.com.
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