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Caption Contest 03-09-2018

Honorable Mentions:

Be honest, you'd still feel more comfortable seeing him on your plane than a man wearing a taqiyah. - Mario!!!

He got through the metal detector, but the Muslim detector would trip him up. - Rosedude

I've been "Randomly Selected" for extra screening...big surprise. - Rodney Dean

Bronze:

"What are shoes." - Mervin97

Silver:

“Excuse me, has anybody seen a jackal?” - Scrunt

Gold:

Hong Kong???? ... but we were looking for King Kong... - 38chrysler

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Comment by Scrunt on March 9, 2018 at 5:03pm

They booked their trip on Travelostcity.com.

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on March 9, 2018 at 2:56pm

"I hate going through customs... and don't call me Shirley!"

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on March 9, 2018 at 2:54pm

"We come to America to see your favorite tourist attraction... Stormy Daniels!"

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on March 9, 2018 at 2:39pm

"Why does the alarm keep going off?  I put my hut key in the blue bin!!!"

Comment by Ian on March 9, 2018 at 1:24pm

"You have to take him at face value."

Comment by Rosedude on March 9, 2018 at 12:48pm

He got through the metal detector, but the Muslim detector would trip him up. 

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on March 9, 2018 at 12:20pm

"The name is Watiki... Wally Watiki."

Comment by Whiz Kid on March 9, 2018 at 10:01am

This is basically how you 'met someone online'.

Comment by Whiz Kid on March 9, 2018 at 9:47am

Customers With Attitude speak please-bonics

Comment by VomitFlop on March 9, 2018 at 8:58am

"Yes, my name is Chuck & that is my spear."

Comment by VomitFlop on March 9, 2018 at 8:57am

"Bird shit on my face? No, no, no. That's me cosplaying as Mrs. Doubtfire."

Comment by VomitFlop on March 9, 2018 at 8:53am

"So, do you also bless the rains down there?"

Comment by VomitFlop on March 9, 2018 at 8:49am

"Oh, shit. I think that might be my urethra piercing."

Comment by VomitFlop on March 9, 2018 at 8:49am

"Wakanda? Never heard of it."

Comment by VomitFlop on March 9, 2018 at 8:48am

"Hey, man, why don't you go bother that guy with the peacock?!"

Comment by Mario!!! on March 9, 2018 at 8:28am

Some drug mules have discovered it is best to just hide in plain sight.

Comment by Mario!!! on March 9, 2018 at 8:24am

Be honest, you'd still feel more comfortable seeing him on your plane than a man wearing a taqiyah.

Comment by 38chrysler on March 9, 2018 at 8:11am

Thanks for flying Aboriginal Airlines... I will be your Pilot today....

Comment by 38chrysler on March 9, 2018 at 8:06am

Over here guys, I see some white folks... Thank God... I thought we missed the All You Can Eat Buffet...

Comment by Rotwang on March 9, 2018 at 8:06am

Sir, we can't let you on the plane wearing that.  Cone hats are against regulations.  

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