Be honest, you'd still feel more comfortable seeing him on your plane than a man wearing a taqiyah. - Mario!!!
He got through the metal detector, but the Muslim detector would trip him up. - Rosedude
I've been "Randomly Selected" for extra screening...big surprise. - Rodney Dean
"What are shoes." - Mervin97
“Excuse me, has anybody seen a jackal?” - Scrunt
Hong Kong???? ... but we were looking for King Kong... - 38chrysler