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Caption Contest 03-09-2018

Honorable Mentions:

Be honest, you'd still feel more comfortable seeing him on your plane than a man wearing a taqiyah. - Mario!!!

He got through the metal detector, but the Muslim detector would trip him up. - Rosedude

I've been "Randomly Selected" for extra screening...big surprise. - Rodney Dean

Bronze:

"What are shoes." - Mervin97

Silver:

“Excuse me, has anybody seen a jackal?” - Scrunt

Gold:

Hong Kong???? ... but we were looking for King Kong... - 38chrysler

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Comment by AKAAB on March 21, 2018 at 6:54pm

"Randomly" selected for additional screening...

Comment by mellowpuma on March 12, 2018 at 4:06am

these powders are medicinal, they create slaves for me beyond the grave.  yes, by all means, test them.  i will see you in 23 years.

Comment by mellowpuma on March 12, 2018 at 4:03am

i will impregnate lindsey vonn then i will leave this place,  where is the one called lindesy vonn?  i have seen this ski sports and paper towel advertisements, she will bear strong younglings.

Comment by JJJ23 on March 10, 2018 at 8:02pm

Could I get my AIDS back?

Comment by JJJ23 on March 10, 2018 at 8:01pm

A Tribe Called MapQuest

Comment by Iverneil on March 10, 2018 at 12:24pm

Is it because I’m black?

Comment by Rodney Dean on March 10, 2018 at 11:51am

But if I take off my belt, you may get an inferiority complex Sir.

Comment by Rodney Dean on March 10, 2018 at 11:48am

I've been "Randomly Selected" for extra screening...big surprise.

Comment by Iverneil on March 10, 2018 at 11:07am

In an elaborate scheme, Paul Manafort tries to leave the country

Comment by Iverneil on March 10, 2018 at 11:00am

But you can call me Shellton

Comment by Iverneil on March 10, 2018 at 10:58am

Whack lives matter.

Comment by 38chrysler on March 9, 2018 at 9:45pm

Hey!... How many heads does a fellow have to shrink to get some service over here?

Comment by 38chrysler on March 9, 2018 at 9:41pm

Hey Mom... it must be raining a lot in Oz... the Tin Man looks really rusty.

Comment by 38chrysler on March 9, 2018 at 7:51pm

Hong Kong???? ... but we were looking for King Kong...

Comment by Scrunt on March 9, 2018 at 5:57pm

"Congratulations, sir, you've been upgraded to Fierce Class."

Comment by Scrunt on March 9, 2018 at 5:04pm

“What you mean tiger not comfort animal.  Tiger very good comfort animal.  No one fuck with you when you have tiger.”

Comment by Scrunt on March 9, 2018 at 5:04pm

“Vegas, baby!  Vegas!”

Comment by Scrunt on March 9, 2018 at 5:04pm

The white zone is for sacrificing only.  Please do not park your goat in the white zone without a ceremonial dagger.”

Comment by Scrunt on March 9, 2018 at 5:04pm

“Do I practice black magic?  That’s racial profiling, bro!”

Comment by Scrunt on March 9, 2018 at 5:03pm

“Excuse me, has anybody seen a jackal?”

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