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"Authorities in Jackson, Wyoming finally solved the mystery of the county's recent mass sparrow deaths."
Their thoughts and prayers however, are not aimed upward.
It's a shame she's wearing white, when from her facial expression we can tell she's sitting in her own pew.
...and then Jesus turned to him his other cheek so that sum bitch couldn't see him pull from his back hip.
Do you here a voice in your head that you believe to be God? Then come on down to First Epistolfuls! We'll give you a gun so you can quiet all other voices to hear God real good like!
Miss me with your best shot.
Armed and Incongruous
Praise the lord and pass the ammunition.
"Let Them Eat Lead"
Welcome to, "Go Ahead, Make My Day!" at the Church of the Holy Mackerel.
Peggy thought the 2nd Amendment gave her the right to arm bears.
The Fox News sombrero cam and tiara cam are equally jealous
The United Nations provides fuck, marry, kill resources to the most depleted regions
"Don't mind them. They're a few guns shy of a 21 gun salute, if you know what I'm saying."
"They can take our lives, but they'll never take our AR-15s!"
The Fresh Princess of Bel Air Rifles
Security preparations for the royal wedding were underway.
"...and that's how I accidentally joined a suicide cult."
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