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Caption Contest 03-06-2018

Honorable Mentions:

Armed and Incongruous - JJJ23

Miss me with your best shot. - MacSpruce

"Authorities in Jackson, Wyoming finally solved the mystery of the county's recent mass sparrow deaths." - Ian

Bronze:

Gunfight at the Okay Chorale - 38chrysler

Silver:

... they cling to guns or religion or antipathy to people who aren't like them or anti-immigrant sentiment or anti-trade sentiment as a way to explain their frustrations. also tiaras, they cling to tiaras. - mellowpuma

Gold:

Still not as absurd as Scientology. - Scrunt

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Comment by mellowpuma on March 9, 2018 at 4:52am

...  they cling to guns or religion or antipathy to people who aren't like them or anti-immigrant sentiment or anti-trade sentiment as a way to explain their frustrations.  also tiaras, they cling to tiaras.

Comment by VomitFlop on March 8, 2018 at 12:20pm

Stop! Or My Great Grandma Will Shoot

Comment by Whiz Kid on March 8, 2018 at 10:19am

Royal Tennebaums world vision charity

Comment by Whiz Kid on March 8, 2018 at 6:47am

The best sports cities are ready for any crowd wave the jumbotron requests

Comment by Scrunt on March 7, 2018 at 5:09pm

“AR-15, AK-47, HK-33—“

“BINGO!”

Comment by Scrunt on March 7, 2018 at 5:09pm

Some people take fashion wars a little too seriously.

Comment by Scrunt on March 7, 2018 at 5:08pm

Granny get Your Gun

Comment by Scrunt on March 7, 2018 at 5:08pm

In GLOCK We Trust

Comment by Scrunt on March 7, 2018 at 5:08pm

♫ ♫ God is a bullet, have mercy on us everyone ♫ ♫

Comment by Scrunt on March 7, 2018 at 5:07pm

Still not as absurd as Scientology.

Comment by Scrunt on March 7, 2018 at 5:07pm

Not all parishioners are awaiting the second coming of Jesus with open arms.

Comment by 38chrysler on March 7, 2018 at 3:22pm

Gunfight at the Okay Chorale

Comment by Rotwang on March 7, 2018 at 1:05pm

The royal family putting all their finances in bump stocks. 

Comment by Rotwang on March 7, 2018 at 1:02pm

Oh don't tell me it's just a coincidence that you wore the same outfit as me to the oscars, bitch.

Comment by Mervin97 on March 7, 2018 at 5:36am

Who says it has to be a shotgun wedding. 

Comment by Mervin97 on March 7, 2018 at 5:34am

Full metal jack offs 

Comment by Mervin97 on March 7, 2018 at 5:28am

I love NRA weddings. 

Comment by Mervin97 on March 7, 2018 at 5:28am

If Jesus had one of these history would be different. 

Comment by Mervin97 on March 7, 2018 at 5:26am

You now need 6 college credits in shooting to get an education degree. 

Comment by Mervin97 on March 7, 2018 at 5:20am

A wall is just not going to stop us.

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