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Caption Contest 03-06-2017

Honorable Mentions:

"YOUR FIRED, sorry I just had to say it." - Mervin97

Trump - Sorry about that birth certificate thing.
Obama - Touch me again and the hair is coming off. - Rodney Dean

"Hey, my last guy just quit.  How'd you like to host The Apprentice, Barack?" - Scrunt

"Good to see you, Barack.  Hey, can a former president issue a pardon?" - Rosedude

obama and the terrible, horrible, no good, very bad president. - mellowpuma


Bronze:

They don't kill rich guys for treason, right Barry? - JJJ23

Silver:

"Ever dance with the Devil in the pale moonlight?" - Ian

Gold:

Barack Hussein, Donald who's not. - MacSpruce

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Comment by Hugh Jassole on March 6, 2017 at 3:10pm

Grabbing him by the pussy

Comment by RunSilent RunDeep on March 6, 2017 at 2:41pm

Trump- "You're a man of honesty, character, and integrity. Washington is going to miss you."

Obama- "... Only in America."

Comment by Iverneil on March 6, 2017 at 2:23pm

Do I detect a faint hint of pee pee?

Comment by VomitFlop on March 6, 2017 at 1:18pm

"Congrats, Don. You're such a fuck-up that you've managed to make Dubya look like a Mensa candidate."

Comment by VomitFlop on March 6, 2017 at 1:16pm

"If you keep violating my personal space, I'm gonna call in a few favors to have Melania deported."

Comment by RoadKillHairPiece on March 6, 2017 at 1:15pm
You're retired! Bwahaha!!
Comment by VomitFlop on March 6, 2017 at 1:14pm

"Most impressive. Have you been working out, Barry?"

Comment by VomitFlop on March 6, 2017 at 1:13pm

"Seriously, don't you have better things to do than get in twitter feuds with washed up 80's action heroes about your defunct reality show?"

Comment by VomitFlop on March 6, 2017 at 1:12pm

"Man, your hands really are that tiny. Hahaha."

Comment by VomitFlop on March 6, 2017 at 1:10pm

"You misheard me. I was wondering if you'd like to dance a jig."

Comment by Rodney Dean on March 6, 2017 at 1:02pm

Trump - Sorry about that birth certificate thing.

Obama - Touch me again and the hair is coming off.

Comment by Bill Staples on March 6, 2017 at 11:19am
I must break you
Comment by JJJ23 on March 6, 2017 at 11:07am

They don't kill rich guys for treason, right Barry?

Comment by Rosedude on March 6, 2017 at 10:58am

Agony and Ivory

Comment by MacSpruce on March 6, 2017 at 9:54am

So, Sasha's about dating age now, right?

Comment by MacSpruce on March 6, 2017 at 9:46am

"You bugged me."

"You bug me."

Comment by MacSpruce on March 6, 2017 at 9:45am

But we're still comrades – I mean friends – right?

Comment by Mario!!! on March 6, 2017 at 8:30am

"Why won't you accept my friendship request on Facebook?  Is it something I Tweeted?"

Comment by Mario!!! on March 6, 2017 at 8:29am

"If they thought you were bad, wait till they get a load of me!"

Comment by RoadKillHairPiece on March 6, 2017 at 6:51am
I've got one word for you, Barack: Dreadlocks!

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