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Caption Contest 03-06-2017

Honorable Mentions:

"YOUR FIRED, sorry I just had to say it." - Mervin97

Trump - Sorry about that birth certificate thing.
Obama - Touch me again and the hair is coming off. - Rodney Dean

"Hey, my last guy just quit.  How'd you like to host The Apprentice, Barack?" - Scrunt

"Good to see you, Barack.  Hey, can a former president issue a pardon?" - Rosedude

obama and the terrible, horrible, no good, very bad president. - mellowpuma


Bronze:

They don't kill rich guys for treason, right Barry? - JJJ23

Silver:

"Ever dance with the Devil in the pale moonlight?" - Ian

Gold:

Barack Hussein, Donald who's not. - MacSpruce

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Comment by RoadKillHairPiece on March 7, 2017 at 2:46pm
What should I do about this horn that's growing out of my ear?
Comment by RoadKillHairPiece on March 7, 2017 at 2:43pm
So where can a fella get really fabulous hair extensions in DC?
Comment by Whiz Kid on March 7, 2017 at 11:36am

...and then I will try eye lash comb overs and then I'll try.....

Comment by Whiz Kid on March 7, 2017 at 11:31am

"eyebros can come together for one unibro"

Comment by AKAAB on March 7, 2017 at 10:48am

Merkel says to give you her best...

Comment by Hugh Jassole on March 7, 2017 at 10:07am

"You know B.O. you're a real credit to your race. By which I mean, human."

Comment by Hugh Jassole on March 7, 2017 at 10:07am

Maybe just a peck on the left cheek.....

Comment by Rosedude on March 7, 2017 at 6:53am

"Good to see you, Barack.  Hey, can a former president issue a pardon?"

Comment by Hugh Jassole on March 6, 2017 at 8:48pm

Cough.......

Comment by RoadKillHairPiece on March 6, 2017 at 6:56pm
I gotta tell ya. Ben Carson removed my prefrontal lobes last week and I think it doubled my IQ. Ben took the ice cream scooper to Kellyanne last October. What a work of art!
Comment by RoadKillHairPiece on March 6, 2017 at 6:08pm
Twice a week I look white instead of orange.
Comment by Gerhardguffaw on March 6, 2017 at 5:56pm

This Is Wire Tap

Comment by Scrunt on March 6, 2017 at 5:19pm

"Hey, my last guy just quit.  How'd you like to host The Apprentice, Barack?"

Comment by Scrunt on March 6, 2017 at 5:18pm

“You ever get the feeling you’re in that movie Trading Places?”

Comment by Scrunt on March 6, 2017 at 5:18pm

“Do you have a spare key to the Oval Office bathroom?  I accidentally flushed mine.”

Comment by Scrunt on March 6, 2017 at 5:17pm

“Oops!  Sorry about that, Obama, I was trying to grab your pussy.”

Comment by Scrunt on March 6, 2017 at 5:17pm

“Well, Presidential Pardon me for trying!”

Comment by Scrunt on March 6, 2017 at 5:17pm

“This town ain’t big enough for the both of us.”

Comment by Scrunt on March 6, 2017 at 5:17pm

“Tag, you’re it!”

Comment by Scrunt on March 6, 2017 at 5:16pm

“Start tap dancing around this latest accusation!"

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